Bubble Wrap CalendarKeep track of the new year and put your love of popping bubble sheets to use with this brilliant bubble wrap calendar. Every day that goes by you’ll get to enjoy the simple joy of popping a bubble off the calendar and it looks great in the home or at the office$20.12via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Giant Earbud SpeakersThrow away those cheap and uncomfortable ear buds that you got for free and listen to your music instead with these giant ear bud speakers! These novelty earbud speakers can be powered by batteries, USB, or connected to a wall outlet and have a built in amp. $39.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone FanThere might not be an app to end the heat wave going on, but at least now you can keep cool with this iPhone fan. This compact and soft blade winged fan connects to and is powered by your iPhone, giving off a cool breeze and making your iPhone that much more useful. $3.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Virtual Infrared KeyboardHave a keyboard with you any where you go with this virtual infrared keyboard. This virtual infrared keyboard is the size a cell phone but allows you have the functionality of a full size keyboard, with the added benefit of wireless Bluetooth technology. $134.32via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Facebook Like/Dislike StampIn the not too distant future we will determine success by Likes and Dislikes. Got a “D-” on a math quiz? Now it’s just a “Dislike”. Received a promotion at your job? Now it’s simply a “Like” in your salary. Get with this new trend with this Facebook Like and Dislike Stamp. $10.68via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Beer Ammo BandolierThis beer ammo bandolier is the perfect way to carry a 12 pack of beer when tailgating or at parties. If G.I. Joe were an alcoholic, he’d use this beer ammo bandolier. This Beer Ammo Bandolier makes a great party gift. $39.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tangle Free Zip-Up EarbudsAvoid constantly tangled earbuds wires with these zip-up style earbuds/headphones. These zipup style earbuds are great to take to the gym where more traditional loose hanging earbud wires often get caught in workout equipment. $39.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Brass Knuckles TaserLand some electrically charged blows to any potential attacker with these brass knuckles tazers. These knuckle enhancing stun guns pack an impressive 950,000 volts of electricity in every single punch, enough to paralyze your attacker even if you punch like a little girl. $17.25via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Touch Screen GlovesKeep your hands warm and toasty while retaining your god given right to text people using your phone. These touch screen gloves have a special material used on the tips of the fingers and thumb areas, allowing your phone to respond to your finger input. $9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Sex Panther CologneBanned in nine countries for its sexual potency, Sex Panther cologne is known to make you an irresistible object of interest to the ladies. Made with bits of real panther, studies show this formidable and pungent cologne works every time, sixty percent of the time. $34.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Zipper Face CostumeThrow away your slutty Halloween costumes, because this year you’re going to bring the true Halloween spirit back with this zipper face makeup kit. This incredibly disturbing zipper makeup kit features everything you need to create this intense look for Halloween. $14.74via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dust Mopping SlippersGet some cleaning done around the house without lifting a finger with these dust mopping slippers. You can even up your cleaning efficiency by freeing your hands for other cleaning jobs while you effortlessly clean the floors just by walking around.$5.96via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> That’s What She Said ShirtThe best sexual innuendo joke ever is now here to bring smiles to immature minds in shirt form. Everyone loves taking innocent comments and making them sound suggestive, and the That’s What She Said shirt will show everyone your commitment to keeping it up. $14.99 - $20.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Whiskey Ice Cube StonesWhiskey stones are freezable naturally mined soapstones that will keep your drink cold but won’t water it down. The whiskey stones will keep your drink cold up to an hour, allowing you to savor the delicious whiskey or other liquor of your choice.$19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Endless Edges Brownie PanNo more fights need to occur over who gets the tastier corner brownies thanks to this endless edges brownie pan. With this uniquely shaped brownie pan, now every brownie piece will have a fine crust for added deliciousness in every little bite.$34.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Suit Case Picnic TableSet up a picnic table anywhere you want with this portable suit case picnic table. At only twenty-two pounds this picnic table suit case makes an ideal portable eating station while at the beach or at a tail gate party. All you need is to unfold and enjoy your picnic. $118.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Treadmill Desk WorkstationJust because you’re a workaholic doesn’t mean you can’t the have time to exercise properly and stay in shape. Now with the treadmill desk workstation you keep your buns tight and your heart healthy all while staying productive at your computer work area. $479via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mobile Alarm ClockIf you have trouble waking up in the morning, this mobile alarm clock with wheels is the perfect solution. When the alarm goes off, the mobile alarm clock springs into action, driving into random spots that you aren’t used to a clock being in and forcing you to wake up.$37.45via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Melting ClockWatch time melt away with these artsy melting clocks. Designed to be placed on a shelf or mantle and give off the appear that the clock is slowly melting away. Perfect for the home or office, these melting clocks will add a unique look anywhere you decide to place it.$17.77via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Vinyl Record Dinner PlacematsVinyl records might be an obsolete technology but they function perfectly as dinner placemats. Easy to clean and dishwasher safe, these vinyl record dinner placemats are a great gift idea for the vintage record junkies, and are perfect for music themed parties. $17.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Ice Cube Sticks TrayEasily fit pieces of ice into your water bottle with this clever ice cube sticks tray. For decades mankind has been baffled by how to properly chill plastic water bottles, but with this revolutionary ice cube tray you’ll no longer have to suffer from drinking warm water. $8.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Camera Lens Coffee MugThis high quality and super detailed camera lens is actually a coffee mug you can drink out of! The camera lens coffee mug is a great gift for photography enthusiasts, and will surely turn many heads when people see you drinking out of it. $19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Remote Control TarantulaScare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends with this remote control tarantula with light up spider eyes. This 1:1 scale R/C spider has a furry texture as well as independent leg movement to seem even more like it’s real life counter part. $14.88via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Unicorn MaskCreep people out while you go about your day with this magical unicorn mask. Perfect for business meetings, first dates, or anywhere there will be lots of eyeballs, the unicorn mask will prove to the world that unicorns are real and you are among their half-breed brethren. $27.28via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mustache PacifierYour baby might not be able to grow a full mustache yet, but that is no excuse for leaving his upper lip exposed to the harsh elements. Now, with the mustache pacifier you can give your baby a bold and distinguished look so all the other newborns will fear and respect him. $9.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Coat hook looks like a ninja throwing star
One corner cleverly engineered into a screw and smooth, coat friendly hanging points
Made of super strong nickel-plated zinc alloy
Measures 4-inches diameter
Includes 1 ninja coat hook
$11.14via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Perfect Snowball MakerMake the perfect snowball for ultimate snow-warfare with this awesome winter gadget! One up your friends crude, disgusting snowball (more like snowfail) and plaster him with some snow art!$4.47via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Beer Box Cowboy HatStyle yourself like a true drunken cowboy with these officially licensed cowboy hats made from an eighteen pack of beer. Available in all the major beer brands, from Coors to Miller Lite, these one size fits all beer cowboy hats are perfect for a drunken hoedown. $31.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Flask SandalsStay liquored up wherever you go with these flask sandals that let you store alcohol by your feet. Now you can keep booze on you while at the beach or pool. These flask sandals hold only 1.5 ounces of liquid, so make sure you only pack the strong stuff.$45.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Ice LugeRace to the finish line of inebriation with this Ice Luge drinking mold. The Ice Luge mold allows you to easily create your own block of ice that you pour alcohol down while your fellow alcoholic enabling buddies drink the chilled nectar from the Ice Luge. $24.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Multi-Vitamins For DrinkersYou can now live a healthy life style while also being a raging alcoholic – all thanks to these multi-vitamins for drinkers! These multi-vitamins are not some gag gift item, they were created specifically to help drinkers replenish nutrients needed for healthy liver function and more. $39.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Vinyl Blank CDsEveryone has seen a standard blank CD before, but these CDs have that rugged vinyl look that you’d expect from a standard LP record! Awesomely unique and make perfect gifts for fans of music!
Vinyl design CD-Recordable disc
Retro design with the performance of optical technology
Each pack includes discs in 5 vibrant colors
Ideal for LP-to-CD recordings, original music recording/mixing, unique appearance for distribution of presentations/artwork
Holds 700MB of data$11.88via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> LEGO Minifigure USB Flash DriveAn extremely unique take on the traditional flash drive! This little guys legs detach to reveal a hidden USB connector. Also works as an instant conversation starter since you’ll have half a LEGO figure sticking out of your USB port. Perfect for LEGO fans, collectors, and more!
Store and share your MP3s, photos, games, documents and personal files
Save up to 2 GB of information
Compatible with Mac and PC
Classic LEGO minifigure$24.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dog Water BottleMan’s best friend has always been given the short end of the fetching stick when it comes to proper hydration on trips, walks, hikes, etc. This dog water bottle makes it easy to ensure your best friend is getting the water they need without struggling!
Flip down the bowl and your dog has an instant drinking bowl!
Wide mouth top for adding ice and holds 20 oz. of water.
This is great for travel, hiking, biking, and walks.
Comes with a handy tether for hanging from a bike, shoulder, stroller or back pack.$7.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mercedes Wireless MouseTired of your plain old traditional mouse? Upgrade to this luxury class Mercedes wireless mouse with working headlights! Modeled after the Mercedes SL550 – this mouse makes the perfect edition to any desk or office!
This 2.4 GHZ Wireless mouse has a 1600/800 DPI Resolution, the headlights work and it has an automatic timer shutoff.
It’s compatible with both PC & Mac.$41.83via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Money SoapKnow someone that needs an incentive to use soap on a daily basis? Then this money soap is perfect! Each bar of soap contains an unknown amount of money in the center and gives the owner a reason to wash daily.
Perfect for kids that are having trouble bathing – or maybe your smelly coworker that needs a hint.
Each bar of soap contains a $1, $5, $10, $20, or $50 dollar bill! You could make your money back on this awesome product!$10.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Superman Caped SocksThis is probably the most awesome pair of socks you will ever own. Shut up and take my money! These terrific Superman socks come with their own cape so you can be more like the man of steel!
For ages 14+
80% acrylic, 17% polyester, 3% spandex
Officially licensed$9.61via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tea Rex Tea InfuserSay hello to the only tea infuser shaped like Tyrannosaurus rex! This Tea Rex (get it?) makes a perfect gift for any tea enthusiast and provides a fun way to steep your favorite tea time and time again!
Silicone tea infuser with chain for hanging
Fill with loose tea
Do not use in microwave
Hand wash only$8.91via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Fruit Post-it NotesEveryone has heard of regular post-it notes that might be shaped like 2D fruit, but these are completely awesome realistic 3D fruit pieces that take post-it notes to the next level!
Make great gifts
Perfect for desktop decoration or functional use
Apple, Pear, Watermelon, Orange, and more fruit types available$3.50via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pinocchio Inspired Pencil SharpenerMake pencil sharpening fun with this cool Pinocchio inspired sharpener! As your pencil gets shorter, the boy becomes more honest – as it symbolizes his nose shrinking! Makes a great office gift.
A great piece of functional desk art
Includes one HB graphite pencil and works with all standard size pencils
Shavings are emptied through mouth
Made of beech wood$9.80via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Rub Away BarEver notice how the smell of onions and garlic can leave your hands smelling for days? With the rub away bar, odors are removed from your hands! A perfect gift for an avid cook.
Rubbing the bar removes any odor from your hands
Great for use after working with onions, fish, or garlic
4-Inch Length by 2-1/4-inch Width by 1-1/2-inch Height$7.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Interactive Laser Cat ToySpoil your cat and get them something they’ll truly love – this interactive laser cat toy! Toy generates random laser patterns so your cat can stalk and attempt to trap the nefarious red dot! Entertain you and your cat with automatically generated red laser patterns
Use it in automatic or manual mode
Auto shutdown after 15 minutes
Hold in hand or place on flat surface
Requires 4 AA batteries (sold separately)$15.67via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Retro Gas Pump Liquor DispenserPump your liquor in an old fashioned and out dated way with this retro gas pump inspired liquor dispenser! Makes a great novelty item or gift for any home or commercial bar! Comes with a classy tarnish resistant, silver-plated finish.
Measurements displayed on the side – know how much you’ve got in your tank!$27.75via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Double DishCleverly designed snack dish perfect for serving shelled nuts, olives, edamame beans and other messy foods that need a place to put the shell or pit! Makes a great house warming gift and is perfect for parties, tailgating, and more!$18.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hidden Bible FlaskWhether you’re Atheist, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, etc. – Everyone should be able to find humor in the hidden bible flask! Store a 4 oz. flask within the pages of this fake Bible! Makes a perfect gag gift for anyone that can look past religion for a minute and see the humor!$14.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Sun-Staches“The Original Mustache Sunglasses”! Need to look debonair for tonight’s cocktail party? Looking for that extra touch of class for your next soiree? Sun-Staches are the answer to all your fashion follies.$129.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bottle Opener iPhone CaseBe a hero at your next social gathering when the bottle opener goes missing! This awesome hard case for the iPhone comes with a stainless steel bottle opener and a free bottle opener app!$12.38via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Cat CribTired of buying expensive beds for your cat, only to have them never use it and instead pick the weirdest places to rest? Try the Cat Crib and make a comfy haven for your cat out of unused space!$29.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Infinite Stacking Soap BarDon’t let those worn down slivers of soap go to waste – now with the infinite stacking soap bar you can create a never ending bar of soap. When the bar whittles down to a sliver, just keep stacking. You’ll never deal with useless slivers of soap again. $12.56via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Knight Toilet Paper HolderWith the economy in the dumps, the knights of the round table decided to take whatever jobs they could find. The knight toilet paper holder will perform his dooty without question and will make sure your royal bottom is patted dry like only a high knight can. $39.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Jellyfish Pool LightsGive your pool some neat lighting with these jellyfish pool lights. Available in both green and purple colors, these life size LED jellyfish will float in your pool, spa, or pond, and provide a soft light that illuminates through the body and down to the tentacles. $29.96via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Goldfish Soccer GameTrain your fish to become the next Pelé with this goldfish soccer game. Included in this unique fish training kit – yes, fish can be trained! – is a variety of cool things to interact with such as a soccer goal, and it even comes with a 45 minute training DVD. $23.97via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Strong Man Toilet Paper HolderThrow out that scrawny toilet paper holder and get yourself a jacked up strong man that can hold two rolls of TP at the same time! Available in both black and red colors, this aluminum strong man toilet paper holder makes an excellent gift idea for body builders. $29.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Auto Refilling Dog BowlKeep your outdoor dogs hydrated even if you aren’t around with this auto refilling dog bowl. This clever water bowl connects to any standard size garden hose, making it easy to setup so you can keep any outdoor dog or cat properly supplied with water. $18.87via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Arrow Push PinsCreate your own mini Google Maps app in real life with these arrow push pins. This cute set of 12 arrow push pins is perfect for plotting your plans for world domination, or possibly just making a cool map of all of the crazy places you have travelled to. $10.16via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Floating Ping Pong TableDon’t let a Waterworld like post-apocalyptic event stop you from getting a game on ping pong going – now you can play this fun game anywhere with the floating ping pong table. It’s the perfect playing board for hot summers or after a massive flood. $62.04via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hand AshtrayYou might be tough, but putting out cigars in your own hand is usually not a good idea. But now with these cast iron hand ashtrays you can maintain your rugged style of cigar extinguishing while keeping your hands out of harms way. $40.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Carnival Dunk TankNow you can make a fun game out of your verbally abusive family members with this carnival dunk tank. Simply place the insulting person into the carnival dunk tank, and use his/her morally crushing words to fuel your angry ball pitching. $3728.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Backyard Theater SystemStop wasting your money at the overpriced theaters – now you can waste your money on this overpriced backyard theater system and keep your neighbors entertained all the while! This massive 16′ x 9′ theater system is perfect for block parties and concerts. $3792.53via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Gutter FilterKeep your gutters from getting clogged up with leafs and other messy debris with this clever gutter filter wedge. Available as a two pack, these gutter filters will work in most standard sized home gutters, and are a great gift for a house warming party. $9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Goldfish Garbage BagsNow your garbage can go sleep with the fishes thanks to these goldfish garbage bags. Featuring little goldfish scattered throughout, these cute trash bags will make the boring task of tossing out the trash at least somewhat enjoyable. $13.30via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Guitar Cheese ShredderPut your air guitar and face melting shredding skills to good use with this guitar cheese shredder. Perfect for the musician who loves to cook, the guitar cheese shredder comes in either Devil worshiper black or panty dropper red. $10.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Butt And Face Soap BarsDon’t risk cleaning your face with a nasty soap bar that has graced the nether regions of your fellow shower users – now with the butt and face soap bars you’ll always know you’re using the appropriate soap bar. Just watch out for trolls who will intentionally use them wrong. $7.29via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Water Resistant Power StripAfter countless Darwin awards were awarded last year for mixing electricity with water, someone finally decided to do something about it. These water resistant power strips are designed with a protective material that minimizes electricity flow when placed in water. $52.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Foosball Gumball TableNow you can turn a regular game of Foosball into an epic game of teeth rotting fun with this Foosball gumball table. After each goal, the gumball will drop down and can be consumed by either the victor or loser, depending on your preference. $1399.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Indian Corn CandlesAdd some festive lighting during Thanksgiving with these Indian corn candles. Available in both garnet and yellow color styles, these hand made Indian corn candles are wrapped in real corn husks, and will add some real character to any Holiday dinner. $39.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Measuring Tape Toilet PaperYou’ll never break the world record for biggest poop dropped if you don’t have the tools to measure your chocolate masterpieces. Now with the measuring tape toilet paper, you can prove to the world that you unload the biggest toilet bombs known to man. $11.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Knife Cutting Finger ProtectorKeep your precious fingers out of harm’s way when you are slicing and dicing with these knife cutting finger protectors. The finger protector is great while teaching kids how to cook, but will prove to be an invaluable tool for chefs of all ages and skill levels. $9.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Wall Outlet SafeKeep your valuables hidden in plain sight with this clever faux wall outlet safe. This easy to install safe can replace an existing wall outlet, or you can simply cut open a small hole in your walls to place it – it’s ideal for hiding money, jewelry, and other small items from burgulars.$4.32via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Illuminated Night StandLight up your bedroom like never before with the illuminated night stand. Perfect for giving your bed area a modern look, this illuminated night stand is made from a durable plastic and is also available in other illuminated styles to suit your household needs. $170.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Oven Rack Burn ShieldProtect your hands when you foolishly forget that the oven is piping hot with these oven rack burn shields. Designed to allow you handle a heated oven rack with your vulnerable bare hands, these burn shields are perfect for the forgetful and clumsy cook. $9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Staircase BasketKeep your staircase free from random toys and small objects by storing them in this clever staircase basket. This uniquely designed basket is shaped so it perfectly fits in between two stairs, giving you an organized storage center so your staircase is clean and tidy. $25.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Toilet Mini-GolfWork on your stroke while you do work on the porcelain throne with this mini-golf putting game. Perfect for any size bathroom, the toilet mini-golf game is a great gift idea for the golfing enthusiast and comes with a putting green, two balls, and a mini putter. $15.20via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Foggy Mirror WiperNow you can eliminate foggy bathroom mirrors using wiper technology akin to what your car’s windshield uses. The foggy mirror wiper is perfect for when you get out from a hot and steamy shower, allowing you to remove that foggy mirror with just a quick swipe. $134.51via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Floating BookshelvesStore your books on your wall like never before with these floating bookshelves. Using a clever design that conceals the supporting shelf, you simply insert the shelf in between the bottom book, and it will appear as if your entire stack of books is floating in mid air. $9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hoodie PillowExperience the ultimate in hoodie comfort with these hooded pillowcases. Perfect for lounging around and able to fit any standard size pillow, these hoodie pillowcases will wrap you up in a cocoon of comfort, warmth, and all around awesomeness. $25.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Magazine Cover MirrorEnvision your dreams of celebrity stardom with these magazine cover mirrors. Available with major magazine covers such as GQ, Time, Playboy, and Vogue – these clever mirrors make your face the cover piece of the magazine – perfect for the up and coming actors. $39.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Royal Toilet ThroneReign supreme on the porcelain throne with this beautifully crafted royal toilet that is fit for a king. With medieval luxury, this wooden royal toilet throne includes a candle holder, ash tray, and even plays a musical chime as the toilet seat gloriously rises. $11,298.40via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Fire Coloring KitGive off a rainbow of colored flames with this fire coloring kit. Using flammable color crystals, you simply toss them in the fire and watch as the flames display a beautiful variety of reds, oranges, greens and blues. Perfect for camping or just spicing up the old fireplace. $14.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bandage Outlet CoverProtect your kids from getting shocked by covering your wall outlets with these bandage outlet covers. Each bandage outlet cover package includes four plastic covers, and are perfect for adding a fun touch to an otherwise boring task of childproofing your home. $9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Coiled Wax CandleLight up your home with these coiled wax candles that will burn for 144 hours and will auto-extinguish themselves – making them safer than your traditional candle where you have to worry about blowing them out when you aren’t at home.$44.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dog Peek WindowDogs are curious animals. The dog peek window allows man’s best friend to more effectively keep watch over his territory from that cowardly neighborhood cat, the conniving squirrel, or those annoying plastic bags that always fly by. $34.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Magnetic Light Switch CoverAlways forgetting where you last left you keys? Now you can stay organized by holding your keys on these surprisingly strong magnetic light switch covers. These magnetic covers include three strong magnets at the bottom, and are perfect home accessory for the absent minded. $29.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Automatic Sliding Door SystemNow you can have the doors in your own home automatically slide open just like they do in retail stores with this automatic sliding door system. This DIY kit includes everything you need to upgrade your doors automatic sliders, giving your home a modern feel. $399.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Water Fountain SinkEasily turn your faucet into a water fountain in seconds with these clever tap squeeze devices. Now you can easily rinse out your mouth after brushing your teeth, just squeeze the device at the bottom and instantly the water will get redirected upward like a fountain. $8.05via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Wall Mounted FireplaceEnjoy a warm fire at home without needing a built in fireplace. These modern wall mounted fireplaces will add character to any home and require no logs to keep the fire going, instead they use a safe and clean burning liquid ethanol as a fuel source. $649.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Inflatable Back PillowRelax at the beach without carrying around a bulky lounger chair with these inflatable back pillows. Perfect for the outdoors where seating just isn’t up to par such as picnics or at the beach, these inflatable pillows can be arranged in multiple positions for optimum comfort. $20.24via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> T-Rex Trophy Wall SculptureShow off your elite hunting skills with this T-Rex trophy wall mountable sculpture. Not only will guests of your home think you are a deadly hunter, but they’ll also be impressed that you were invited to visit the exclusive Jurassic Park island – and then killed anything that moved. $89.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Money Toilet Paper RollBefore the recession hit, the purest form of wealth was exhibited by how much money you could wipe your ass with. But now in these tough economic times, how is one supposed to keep up this expensive habit? The answer is these novelty money toilet paper rolls.$2.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Poop Soap BarsWash your hands in the most disgusting way possible – with poop! These poop soap bars are a hilarious yet fully functional novelty item that will disturb guests in your home. And just like real poop, these bars of soap vary in shape, size, and corn consistency! $13.96via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Obese Statue Of DavidHave you ever wondered what the Statue of David would look like if it were sculpted recently using what the average sized man looks like today as inspiration? This obese Statue of David sculpture embodies the gluttony, and the abundance of obesity in modern times. $89.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Smart Phone App MagnetsUpgrade the look of your fridge, microwave, or any one dimensional home device to look like an app filled iPhone smart phone with these smart phone app magnets. A cool novelty gift idea for geeks, this magnet package comes with eighteen eye catching app magnets. $5.25via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Lift Out Coffee TableWant to watch TV from the couch and eat at the same time? Want to use your laptop while sitting without heating your crotch to Mordor like levels? The lift out coffee table is here to help, with it’s spring assisted transformation mechanism to lift up and out with ease. $209.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Not You Again DoormatGreet your guests with bitter surprise with these out of the ordinary doormats. Durable and easy to maintain, these non-skid vinyl backed doormats are a great way to express your thoughts on the annoying neighbors and solicitors in your neighborhood. $34.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tree Man Incense BurnerLet the fine smoke fill your home with this Ent Tree Incense Burner. This unique burner uses cone shaped incense candles and slowly releases smoke from the top of his head, giving off a very cool effect while also making your home smell great. $24.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Vertical Chess SetPlay chess straight up with this Vertical Chess Set that hangs on your wall liked a framed painting. This unique Chess playing board will easily be a conversation piece in any home and makes a classy gift idea for any chess enthusiast. $219.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Glow In The Dark Toilet PaperNow you’ll no longer struggle to relieve yourself during those half awake bathroom visits in the middle of the night with glow in the dark toilet paper. Functional and fun, you’ll know you’re getting a complete wipe when the toilet paper stops glowing. $10.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bigfoot StatueBigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard. $125.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Giant Inflatable NFL PlayersDecorate your lawn with your favorite NFL team with these giant inflatable NFL players and let all your neighbors know where your loyalties lie. These inflatable NFL players come in every team, with the choice of alternate uniforms and also a different stance. $78.32+via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tealight CandlesSet the mood with this set of 125 unscented Tealight Candles. Perfect for romantic evenings, weddings, or for ultra relaxing nights sitting in a hot bubble bath, these tealight candles are the perfect gift to make a lasting memory. Each tealight candle lasts up to 5 hours. $8.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Toilet Seat PedalThis toilet seat pedal is a brilliant solution to end fights over leaving the toilet seat up and down. Just like a regular trash can pedal, you step on the pedal to lift up the toilet seat, and remove your foot when you are done and the toilet seat slowly drops back down. $24.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Water Temperature LED FaucetAdd some high tech style to your home faucet with this temperature sensitive LED Faucet. The color of the lighting changes depending on the temperature of the water that is coming out: blue means the water is cold, and red means the water is very hot.$62.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Coffee Table AquariumNo bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. 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Perfect for Halloween decorating – the zombie decoration looks like a fresh and hungry zombie ripping its way up to the earth for some delicious braainnssss.$89.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Jewelry Holder TreeDisplay and store your jewelry with this elegant sculpted jewelry holding tree. There are many branches in this metallic tree that let you be creative in how you display your jewelry, and the tree itself is quite decorative, almost Bonsai like.$69.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Shit Out Of Luck Survival ToolWhen a virus destroys the human race, you’ll need a survival kit you can trust. The shit out of luck tool has it all — a knife for skinning squirrels, an LED flashlight for distracting pod people, and a fire starter to ward off rabid wolves. $28.24via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Key Shaped KnifeHaving a knife on you is always a handy thing to have, and now you can easily carry a small knife with your keys with this key shaped knife. This small fold out knife looks just like a regular key, and will attach to any key chain without feeling bulky. $8.88via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dollar Stacks WalletCarry around your petty cash in a wallet that looks like it’s a stack of 100 dollar bills! It’s a great way to fool people into thinking you’re pulling out a wad of cash when you’re more than likely broker than dirt. It’s also a cool wallet to own when you want to get mugged. $19.25via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Secret Stash Container BoltHide valuables in plain sight with this secret stash container made from a real hollowed out 3/4″ machine bolt. Great for storing and hiding small items or money in hard to find places, such as in the garage where bolts like this one would be blend in perfectly.$22.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Cassette Tape iPhone CaseTurn your regular iPhone into a classic looking cassette tape with this cool iPhone case. The cassette tape case is flexible, sturdy, has openings for all the cable slots, and you can choose between a variety of colors for this cool novelty iPhone case.$1.10via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Portable Camping Shower BagThis portable camping shower bag is a really clever tool to give yourself a shower while out in the wilderness. Just fill the bag with some clean water and you’ve got yourself a real shower anywhere you use it$29.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> ManGroomer DIY Back ShaverIf you’re cursed with a heavy coat of back hair and don’t have anyone to help you trim your wild animal looking backside, then this is the ultimate back shaver solution. The ManGroomer allows you to do it yourself and shave your back without anyone else’s help.$21.24via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Gutter Cleaning RobotTake all the hard work out of cleaning your gutters with the iRobot Looj gutter cleaner. This gutter cleaning robot is easy to set up, just place it in your gutters, remove the forty foot range remote control, and let it the robot do all the dirty gutter work for you. $89.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Grass Charging StationThis grass charging station is a fun twist on the popular charging stations you see available to recharge your electronic devices (cellphone, cameras, ipods, etc) without having any exposed power cords.$23.74via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> T-Rex Staple RemoverOwn the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block by grabbing one of these T-Rex staple removers. This clever design looks like a T-Rex and kind of makes you wonder how well they would do in a corporate environment had they not gone extinct.$70.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival KitIn the show Man vs. Wild, Bear is put in extreme situations with little tools to survive the wilderness except his survival skills. You, however, are not Bear Grylls, so come prepared with this ultimate survival kit that includes everything you’ll need if things go south. $32.40via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Crystal Clear CanoeGlass bottom boat tours just got knocked down a notch thanks to these amazing clear canoes that allow you to view the marine life below you like never before with up to two people in this clear canoe! This canoe is also collapsible for easy storage. $2243.17via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Credit Card Sized ToolkitThis pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!$14.35via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dog UmbrellaIf you’re tired of walking your dog in the rain and returning home with your dog dripping wet, then you need a Dog Umbrella. The Dog Umbrella is a see through umbrella that also works as a leash, keeping your dog in your control and out of the rain. $9.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Chair SunbrellaDon’t let a hot day stop you from hanging out by the pool, the beach, tailgate, etc… this Chair Sunbrella will keep you comfortable and safe from the sun. The umbrella can be swiveled 360 degrees to easily adjust to the sun’s movement and wind direction shifts. $20.44via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Face Down LoungerLay face down comfortably and read with the Ergo Lounger, the face-down sun lounger that folds up and is ready to go anywhere. Perfect for pools and beaches, this face down lounger brilliantly solves a common problem for people who love to read while tanning. $149.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone Leather Book CaseThe BookBook iPhone Leather Book Case is a stylish two in one iPhone cover and wallet that perfectly stores your phone, credit cards, ID, and small bills. Made from genuine leather, this iPhone case makes a cool gift for iPhone users who like organization. $50.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pen Cap Eating UtensilsDo you have a busy job that barely gives you enough time to eat? Now you can multitask between work and food with these Pen Cap Eating Utensils. These eating utensils also work great when no other eating utensils can be found near by at your job. $8.29via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pillow Remote ControlStop rummaging through your sofa pillows looking for the remote control. Because now your pillow is the TV remote control! This pillow remote control is a universal all in one TV remote with an auto shutoff feature so you don’t mash the controls while you’re lying on it. $14.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone + iPad PrinterPrint photos from your iPhone or iPad with ease with this printer designed specifically for the iPhone and iPad. It’s compact size means you can print anywhere at a high resolution with no computer needed – just plug in your iPad or iPhone and print! $110.85via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Bed FanIf you are constantly uncovering yourself from the bed sheets at night because you can’t maintain a cool temperature then you need a Bed Fan. The Bed Fan will quietly disperse hot air under the sheets and keep you cool all night long so you can get a good night’s rest. $79.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Underwater ScooterWith the under water scooter you can now explore miles of ocean without breaking a sweat. Great for scuba diving, snorkeling, and just general ocean fun, the underwater scooter weighs only ten pounds and will provide up to two hours of effortless underwater propulsion. $698.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Exhaust Powered Car JackSick of conventional car jacks and their cliche use of leverage? Now you can fix a flat tire, look underneath your car, or just start some kind of weird new car posing stance with ease by using your car’s exhaust to power this inflatable car jack! $241.23via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bleeding Zombie TargetsPrepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse with these life like Zombie practice targets that will instantly gush with blood when shot; You can even blow their heads off. Available in many zombie forms, from standard to nazi zombie, to even ex-girlfriend zombie targets. $89.91via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> 80s Style iPhone CaseRemember how great the 1980s were? We don’t either! Now you can mockingly honor the decade known best for cocaine and bad fashion with this 80s style iPhone case that will turn your sleek iPhone into a bulky and cumbersome brick like device. $19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Modern Knives SetCombine form and function with this innovative and modern stainless steel knives set. This cleverly designed set of knives looks like a solid piece of steel initially, but in fact each one of the four included knives can be pulled off from the block. $712.94via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone Camera ButtonTake pictures with your iPhone instanteously with the one click iPhone camera button. No longer will you have to fumble with the iPhone’s proprietary software as this clever attachment makes taking photos with your phone a snap, literally. $74.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear BudsListen to your favorite songs with these ear buds that will likely be the only time you’ll enjoy having a pair of nine millimeter bullets angled in the direction of your skull. Available in gold, silver, and black bullet colors, these ear buds are a must have item for gun enthusiasts. $153.41via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mobile Land FortressIn these uncertain times you can’t not afford to have the best in your armored mobile tech. The JL421 Badonkadonk is the most sophisticated land cruiser tank a private civilian can buy – and at a price of only $20K you’ll have wads of cash leftover to buy fortress accessories. $20000via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Han Solo Frozen iPhone CaseYou love Han Solo, he knows – and now you can add to your collection of Star Wars gear with this Han Solo frozen in carbonite iPhone case. These flexible silicone Han Solo cases are available in both black and white colors, and are a must have for Star Wars fans. $18.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Shaving Blade SharpenerFor once ThisIsWhyImBroke saves you money – the shaving blade sharpener is designed to keep those expensive shaving razors clean and sharp so you aren’t breaking the bank just to have a smooth and clean shave. With all that saved cash, you can buy more junk from us!$16.41via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Motorized Floating Bumper CarsRam into each other bumper car style just like you used to do as a kid at the local fair – only now you are crashing into each other on the high seas! These floating motorized bumper cars are perfect for fun at the pool or beach, and include a built in large water gun. $99.90via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dizzy Bat: A New Spin on Drinking GamesDizzy Bat: the fun game known for ages just got better with this new premium drinking Dizzy Bat. This Dizzy Bat is made with high durable plastic, an easy grip handle and custom air hole for easy venting and fast drinking. Perfect for cookouts, backyard fun, tailgating and college events, this Dizzy Bat will become a fixture at your parties for years. To play fill the Dizzy Bat with the desired amount of liquid (make sure to plug the venting hole). Tip the bat back to your mouth, uncover the venting hole and chug away! Then the game gets fun. The number of seconds it takes you to drink the liquid equals the numbers of spins you need to do so make it quick. Put your forehead to the bat and start spinning (face down)! Once you've spun around the required amount of times, try to hit an incoming ball or can thrown by one of your buddies! Pass the bat to the next participant and keep the party going. Dizzy Bat is an awesome way to get everyone involved to have a good time. Dizzy Bat is intended for for those of a legal drinking age. Have a good time with Dizzy Bat - so drink responsibly. Don't drink and drive. $14.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bongzilla Beer Bong with 6 Tubes Includes:
6 Way Funnel, 6 Tubes and Valves
Ajustable pole 6', Sturdy Base (fill w/Water)
6 Funnel Plugs (if you have less than 6 People)
Holds 12 cans of Beer.
$47.50via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Russian Roullete Shots Drinking Game – BlueForget Beer Pong, we have the coolest drinking game of all time - Russian Roulette Drinking Game . Load your pistol with a shot of your favorite drink and let the fun begin. Each person aims the pistol to their mouth and squeezes the trigger. There is a 1 in 6 chance that they will get the loaded chamber and a "shot" is blasted into the mouth. This pistol is great fun for any party and is sure to get things livened up ! $12.24via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Drunken Tower Game “Drinking Game” (by ICUP) 4 shot glasses.
60 blocks with drinking challenges.
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$16.55via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Loaded Kings – The Drinking Card Game (Waterproof Playing Cards)Loaded Kings is one of the nation's most popular drinking games, and the ultimate party companion. Similar to Kings Cup, Ring of Fire, and Circle of Death, Loaded Kings will provide countless hours of fun for you and your friends. Backed by a 30 day money-back satisfaction guarantee, we present to you a timeless drinking card game with a brand new twist!$8.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> 50 Pack EZ-InjectTM Jello Shot Syringes (Medium 1.5oz) 1.5 ounce Max Capacity (Quantity = 50ct)
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$4.58via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Go Pong 8-Foot Portable Folding Beer Pong / Flip Cup Table (6 balls included)The 8ft portable beer pong / flip cup table folds out from a compact briefcase size to 8' length so you can take them anywhere. Perfect for tailgating, house parties, bars, fraternities and more. Durable construction will withstand the test of time. Full regulation / tournament size.$81.57via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Basketball Beer PongBasketball fans and alcoholics rejoice – now you can combine your two favorite hobbies with this basketball beer pong game! Played just like traditional beer pong, except game table is now a portable basketball backboard, and the goal is to hit jumpshots. $123.62via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bad Mother Fucker WalletCarry around your cash like the badass you are with the Bad Mother Fucker wallet. Inspired by the beautifully crafted wallet seen in Pulp Fiction, this high quality leather wallet is perfect for bad mofos who can keep their cool even with a gun pointed in their face. $24.75via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bean Bag Pool FloatRelax by the pool like never before with these giant bean bag pool floats. These enormous floating chairs are similar to the bean bags you had as a kid, but the inside is filled thousands of special buoyant beads and the exterior fabric is mold, stain, and sun damage resistant. $189.27via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hair Growing HelmetToss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest. $695.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Whiskey Barrel Coffee TableAdd some character to your home with these hand made whiskey barrels that have been converted into coffee tables. Using recycled aged oak whiskey barrels, these unique coffee tables feature a built in storage area and are hand stained for that polished yet rustic look. $875.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Beer Keg StoolGive your home bar or man cave an authentic alcoholic touch with the beer keg stools. Just consume an entire beer keg by yourself, and this stool kit will easily allow you to transform that empty keg into a fully functional bar stool with all the necessary hardware included. $84.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pack Of Chewing Gum LighterNow you can secretly carry around a lighter with this deceptive lighter that looks like a pack of chewing gum. These clever pocket lighters are refillable and come in a variety of gum brand styles, with everything from Double Mint to Juicy Fruit. $7.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tennis Ball LauncherGet into some intense games of fetch the ball with your dog with this sling shot style ball launcher. Capable of shooting a tennis ball up to 220 feet in distance, this slingshot tennis ball launcher is great for a day at the park with your dog. $24.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> No Blind Spot Rear View MirrorQuit straining your neck when you backup your car with this rear view mirror that has no blind spots. This panoramic mirror is designed to give you a complete view of your rear surroundings, and makes a great gift idea for people who drive for a living. $59.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Magnetic Nail HolderSave your thumbs from getting smashed by your clumsy hammering skills with this magnetic nail holder. Designed to hold a nail in place while keeping your thumb a safe distance from the impact point, the magnetic nail holder is a must have tool for the clumsy handyman. $14.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Stained Underwear WalletKeep your valuables hidden where nobody would want to look with the stained underwear wallet. These doo-doo stained tighty whiteys will allow you to keep your valuables in plain sight, and are great for ensuring your stuff is left alone by security while traveling by plane.$14.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Light Up FootballNow you can toss the pigskin around even in the middle of the night thanks to this light up football. This durable and battery powered LED football is good for 20 hours of night time football tossing, and can be seen up to 100 yards away! $29.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pistol Shaped Key CoverArm yourself with some killer keys with these pistol shaped key covers. Featuring both the traditional handgun and magnum styles, this two pack of deadly rubber key covers make an excellent gift idea to pass out at the local NRA meetings. $19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Roll Up PianoEnchant an audience with your skillful pianist abilities while on the go with this portable roll up piano. Perfect for setting up an impromptu piano concert, the roll up piano is light weight and makes a great gift idea for the traveling musician. $29.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Remote Control Drink CoolerDon’t let crippling inebriation stop you from grabbing another beer – now you can remotely fetch yourself a cold brewski with this remote control drink cooler! With a thirty foot remote range and insulated walls, the remote control drink cooler is perfect for any occasion. $67.81via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Instant Charcoal LighterQuit struggling to start a barbeque using conventional methods – the instant charcoal lighter can get a fire going fast and reliably without need for lighter fluids. The instant lighter also works great for campfires and fireplace logs. $79.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Wall Mounted Turn TableNow you can listen to your records like never before with this wall mounted turn table. Perfect for compact rooms, this vertical record player is battery powered and has a speaker on-board so it can be used in practically any area of your home.$44.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Aquatic DumbbellsExercising underwater is a great workout – and now you can get a killer upper body workout while in the water with these aquatic dumbbells. These clever dumbbells soak up the water, increasing the underwater resistance so you can get ripped and tan at the same time.$26.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Floating Wireless SpeakerListen to your music while lounging by the pool with this floating wireless speaker. Using a high powered 900 MHz signal, the floating wireless speaker can deliver high quality sound from a long distance, and can be synched up with other floating wireless speakers. $96.85via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Guitar Pick MakerSalvage your old credit cards, IDs, and other hard plastic cards by turning them into guitar picks. This hole puncher can convert almost anything into a standard 351 shape guitar pick, making it a great gift for musicians who like to personalize their equipment. $44.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> SUV Cargo LinerStop dirtying up your SUV when you load it up with debris and trash. With the cargo liner you can easily fill your vehicle with dead bodies stuff without it making a mess afterwards, making it perfect for mobsters hauling trash to the Hudson river landfill. $199.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bike Lane LightStop getting hit by cars and trucks while you foolishly decide to ride a bike on poorly lit roads, now you can create your own visible bike lane with this clever bike lane laser light that easily attaches to any bicycle and project a safe perimeter so other drivers will stay away. $35.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone Landline DockTurn your iPhone into a truly professional work phone with this iPhone landline dock. With crisp sound quality from the headset and the ability to charge your iPhone while it’s plugged in, the iPhone landline dock is perfect for transitioning in and out of work mode. $171.77via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Water Purifying StrawDon’t run the risk of being without clean drinking water when a disaster strikes. This water purifying straw – a.k.a. the LifeStraw – is a revolutionary survival tool that can filter over 250 gallons of water, making practically any water source safe to drink. $23.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Flexible FlashlightTackle a wide variety of jobs with this flexible flashlight that can be adjusted to provide adequate lighting in countless environments or situations. The flexible flashlight – known as the Gorillatorch – features magnetic feet and flexing legs, so it can be setup anywhere. $27.59via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini Diecast BTTF DeLoreanThis mini diecast-metal Back To The Future DeLorean is a highly detailed ode to the original DeLorean that the good ol’ Doc used in the first Back To The Future movie. This diecast DeLorean makes a great gift for BTTF fans and also makes a great office desk ornament. $48.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Star Wars Light Saber Key ChainUse the force to guide you when you are surrounded by darkness with this fun glowing star wars light saber key chain. The light saber key chain is available in green or blue light saber color.$3.01via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> LEGO Brick BoomboxThere is no such thing as too many LEGO themed items. The LEGO brick boombox stands proudly on display in all of it’s LEGO glory.$39.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Self Sustaining EcosphereThis self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your own little world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life; technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.$59.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Star Wars Compactor BookendsKeep your books held in place with these amazingly detailed bookends capture the memorable scene in Star Wars where the trash compactor is closing inward on Luke, Leia, Chewy, and Han Solo. These bookends make a great gift for Star Wars fans. $194.35via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Necronomicon BookSpice up your lame book club meetings with the Necronomicon Book, also known as the Book of the Dead! This Necronomicon Book is actually a beautifully recreated hand pupppet prop from the Army of Darkness movie and makes a great Halloween prop. $299.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bill Murray Coloring BookTeach your children about the greatness of Bill Murray, or relive all his classic roles yourself by coloring in scenes from all his movies. The Bill Murray coloring book, formally known as Thrill Murray, has everything from Ghostbusters to Lost In Translation to color in. $14.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Darth Vader Dog CostumeTurn your dog to the dark side with this Darth Vader dog costume. Included in this geeky dog costume is the iconic helmet and suit with gloves and the cape attached. Now all you need is a Sith bathrobe to be the perfect master to your dark apprentice. $17.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone Movie ProjectorQuit struggling to watch Netflix on that small iPhone screen, because now you can watch full size TV and movies on the go with this portable iPhone movie projector. Simply connect it to your iPhone, and enjoy a crisp 60-inch media projection on any smooth surface. $149.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Captain America HoodieNo crime fighter should be without the proper outfit – now you can clean up this crime riddled country with the Captain America hoodie. This officially licensed and super comfy hoodie is a true patriot’s outfit, and will you get more chicks than a three wolf moon t-shirt ever will. $55.99 - $65.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> USB Recharger + Surge ProtectorThis USB recharger and surge protector combo is a clever way to turn a single electrical outlet into a multiple purpose electricity station. Use the USB slots to recharge your gadgets, and the electrical outlets to keep them safe from electricity spikes. $11.89via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Metal Robot USB Thumb DriveTransport your data with this cool looking 8GB USB thumb drive metal robot. This robot thumb drive is available in a silver or gold finish. The robot’s arms are movable and it’s head comes off to expose the USB connection.$14.50via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pixel MouseIf you’re a computer geek but high end computer mouses aren’t your thing then you’ll love the pixel mouse. Designed to look like a pixelated pointer hand, this geeky computer mouse is a cool gift idea for geeks and fans of the old school pixelated computer hands.$25.39via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Electronics Cleaning PuttyThis cleaning putty is perfect for cleaning your electronics; the putty will conform its shape to any item to ensure it gets into all the cracks and crevices and pulls out all the debris. This putty is the coolest, safest, and most thorough way to get a deep clean on your electronics. $4.79via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> USB Rechargeable AA BatteriesThese rechargeable batteries are just a tad bit cooler than your typical rechargeable batteries. These rechargeable batteries plug into your USB slot on your computer to get their juice reinvigorated.$14.25via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Old Leather Book Laptop CaseThis is one laptop cover that will definitely set you apart from the rest. It looks like a century old leather book, but it holds your laptop nice and snug while making you look like some 18th century scholar, and most impressively it doesn’t overheat your laptop.$79.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bamboo Keyboard With MouseThis USB Keyboard + Mouse combo is made from natural bamboo and is compatible with all computers. The bamboo keyboard and mouse will give you a warm and elegant feel whenever you use your PC, even though you’re probably wasting away on dumb sites like this one. $59.77via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Retro USB MicrophoneDitch the lame headset and talk to your friends like an old fashioned radio talk show host with this Retro USB Microphone for your PC. In addition to the retro style, this USB microphone also includes noise canceling and natural sound reproduction technology. $16.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Iron Man MacBook StickerMake your MacBook even more aesthetically pleasing with this Iron Man MacBook Sticker. This vinyl sticker goes over the Apple logo, cleverly giving off a glowing effect to Iron Man’s hand. These stickers are water resistant and won’t leave any sticky residue if removed. $7.79via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hands Free iPad StandWatch porn movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed with this hands free iPad stand. Able to be mounted anywhere, this 360 degree swiveling iPad stand has endless applications such as displaying recipes will you cook dinner. $79.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Spider MouseEncase a real spider in a clear acrylic mouse and watch as your computer or laptop quickly becomes the least used PC at your home or office. Available in multiple arachnoid and insect styles, these real spider mouses are ideal for arachnoid lovers. $19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Keyboard Cat PosterThe rich and soulful music of keyboard cat has warmed our hearts, and now you can pay tribute to this musical feline prodigy with the keyboard cat poster. Internet memes might come and go, but with the keyboard cat poster you’ll let his legacy live on forever. $12.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Caffeinated SoapStart your morning shower with a jolt of energy by using the Shower Shock caffeinated soap bar. These soap bars are filled with 200 milligrams of caffeine, good for twelve showers that will wake you up when you’re feeling tired and groggy. $10.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Zelda Playable OcarinaNow you can play with the focal instrument from arguably the greatest game ever made – Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. This ceramic twelve hole musical ocarina instrument looks and plays just like it did in the Zelda video game, and comes with a book of songs too. $85.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Three Player ChessChess just got even more strategic – the three player chess game expands on the classic game of chess while adding new elements such as alliances between two weaker players to attack the commanding player, or planning your moves against two different attacks.$49.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Medieval Hand BladesOwning a pair of these medieval hand blades is the closest you’ll ever get to being born with mutant healing powers and given retractable blades in your fists. These fully functional hand blades are designed with mini skulls and sport a comfortable hand grip as well. $26.88via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Slanket Sleeved BlanketDo you like the idea of the Snuggie blanket, but wish it a higher quality that doesn’t fall apart when you wash it? The Slanket uses the same design as the Snuggie, allowing use of your hands while wearing a blanket, except it is a higher quality fabric.$29.52via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Portable Laundry Book BagIf you wash your clothes at a coin operated laundromat, you know how annoying it is to lug around your dirty laundry. This portable laundry book bag helps you easily carry your laundry by allowing you to wear the bag on your shoulders, book bag style. $12.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Vintage Medic Messenger BagCarry around your stuff in these vintage medic messenger bags that real men used during battle; if this messenger bag worked for them in World War II, it can certainly carry around chap stick and other sissy items you haul around. $14.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Steampunk Messenger BagDitch the man purse and get yourself a steam punk messenger bag – made from heavy duty cotton and leather, this messenger bag has a distinct steampunk look and feel to it while still providing all the functionality you’d expect from a messenger bag.$254.05via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dual Drink BackpackNot since the Kool-Aid Man walked the streets has drink dispensing been so portable. The Dual Drink Backpack allows you to easily carry around refreshments and refill drinks, making you the go to guy for keeping the party alive and kicking.$39.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Batman Snuggie BlanketKeep warm and look like the Dark Knight with this Batman Snuggie Blanket! The snuggie blanket allows your hands to be free while still giving you the benefit of wearing a full adult size blanket, and makes a great gift idea for the holidays. $24.89via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hands Free Umbrella DomeLaugh in the face of mother nature with your own personal hands free umbrella dome that will shelter you from the rain while giving plenty of room to talk on the phone, keep your hair all fancy, and ensure you’ll get plenty of looks from jealous haters. $59.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Gentleman’s Ball ScratcherModern man has evolved significantly over the past few decades – he’s more in touch with his feelings, he cares about how he dresses, but how can he scratch his balls without looking like a pig? Nine out of ten gentlemen agree, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is the clear solution. $15.54via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Star Wars Sith BathrobeDry yourself off after a warm shower and look like a practitioner of the dark side of the force with these Star Wars Sith bathrobes. Made entirely from high quality cotton, these bath robes also double as a Star Wars Halloween costume.$102.54via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> America SunglassesShow off your passion for America and useless sunglasses with these bold United States of America shaped sunglasses. These one of a kind glasses feature every state in America minus Hawaii or Alaska. If you don’t buy these sunglasses, the terrorists win. $208.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hidden Bladder FlaskEasily take your beer or liquor anywhere in this hidden bladder flask. Onlookers will think you are peeing into a cup and drinking from it, a la Bear Grylls, but you’ll have the last laugh as you sneak in that sweet nectar that’s warm from the heat given off from your crotch! $24.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Two Person UnderwearGet intimate with your partner like never before with Fundies – the underwear designed for two people. The two person underwear is great for ensuring sexytime for the man, and snuggles afterwards for the woman, so it’s win-win. This underwear is also great if you’re really obese. $10.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tactical Grilling ApronBBQs are serious business – with the modular tactical grilling apron you’ll be able to configure a variety of different MOLLE attachments so you can carry your ammo, beer, BBQ sauce, and whatever else you think you’ll need for a day of intense grilling. $75.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Belt Buckle FlaskKeep your alcohol close while your on the go with the belt buckle flask. The flask attaches onto your belt like a traditional belt buckle, but it can store around two ounces of sweet sweet alcohol goodness. You might have a drinking problem, but portability isn’t a part of it. $3.02via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Haircut UmbrellaNow you can easily catch loose hair trimmings and degrade your child all at the same time with this wonderful haircut umbrella! Perfect for giving haircuts without the hair dropping on the floor, this haircut umbrella will ensure your children will resent you for the rest of your life. $8.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Glow In The Dark NailsGet your nails did like never before with these glow in the dark nails. These glow stick style press on nails are activated similarly to an actual glow stick – just slighty bend these multi-colored nails and they will brightly light up any dark area.$4.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Glow In The Dark Nail PolishGive your nails a sexy and entrancing look with this glow in the dark nail polish. Available in a variety of eye catching colors, the glow in the dark nail polish is perfect for black light parties, or when you just want to always have a light source on your body.$9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Fingerstache Temporary TattooNow you can keep your hipster cred without permanently desecrating your body with some trendy tattoo thanks to these fingerstache temporary tattoos. If you don’t take our advice, in 10 years you’ll be like the guy with the tribal tattoos that everyone secretly laughs at. $6.94via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Power Rangers DressesMake every 90s geek at the Halloween party instantly fall in love with you with these Power Ranger dresses. Available in all the original Power Ranger colors, these sexy retro dresses will score you huge brownie points with men who have no idea how to please you. $29.95 - $38.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Horse Head MaskFrighten and intrigue everyone around you with this creepy horse head mask. This realistic latex mask is perfect for costume parties, first dates, or even job interviews where you want to make a bold first impression to your potential boss and co-workers. $27.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Freddy Krueger GloveFreddy Krueger is back in town, and his dream entering restraining order on your kids has been dropped! This scary Freddy Krueger glove is the perfect accessory for a devilish costume, or continuing the handy-work of the infamous Mr. Krueger. $12..57via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Monopoly Money TieThis monopoly money tie oozes swagger. A great tie to wear to important meetings, or on first dates. The monopoly money tie conveys a certain level of sophistication that a regular striped pattern just never could; the monopoly money tie tells the world “I’ve made it”.$14.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Zombie Brains BeanieWith the zombie apocalypse imminent, a must have accessory to blend in and stealthy get past the undead is a zombie brains beanie. While wearing this beanie, it will appear that your brains are exposed and you are among the ever growing undead zombie army.$20.62via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mustache Tie ClipI mustache you a question, who said tie clips need to be a boring clothing accessory? Now you can compliment your bold facial hair with a mustache tie clip. Available in gunmetal and silver, there’s no better way to boost your manliness than with this mustache tie clip. $40.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Health And Mana Potion EarringsLooking to attract gamer nerds with reckless abandon? These video game inspired health and mana potion earrings will score huge points with the geeky fellas, so you’ll be able to choose from an endless amount of interested guys who have no idea how to please you.$15.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Anatomically Correct Heart NecklaceThe anatomically correct heart necklace is an awesome twist on the most famous necklace ever, the heart shape. Now you can show your special someone that you love them by giving them your heart, literally, with this anatomically correct heart necklace.$34.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Forget Me Knot RingsShow your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes and in both gold and sterling silver. This romantic gift is an thoughtful ring to give someone who you want to remind that you always love them, especially as a gift for valentines or an anniversary. $50.01via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Wooden WatchesGo green while still staying stylish with these wooden watches. Available in a variety of popular watch styles, these wooden watches offer the same functionality as a traditional watch, but have a beautifully crafted natural wood exterior. $119.00 - $185.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Steampunk TelephoneThe steampunk telephone is a fully functional die-cast home telephone that will add character to even the dullest looking living spaces. Equipped with modern day phone features, this steampunk telephone is a great gift for people who love steampunk or antique items. $57.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Inanimate Character StickersGive some life to your inanimate objects around the office with these inanimate character stickers. A great gift for any office, this sticker package gives you 124 waterproof removable stickers. Our personal favorite is the vampire teeth staple remover. $7.73via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> World Traveler Scratch Off MapHave fun keeping track of all the places you’ve traveled to with this scratch off world map. Any place you’ve traveled to you get the satisfying pleasure of scratching off and revealing some colored geography. This scratch off map makes a cool gift for people who love to see the world. $21.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Zombie Head Desk OrganizerKeep your desk neat, tidy, and organized with these detailed zombie head desk organizers. Perfect for zombie lovers, these hand crafted urethane zombie heads cleverly allow storage of pencils, pens, letters, business cards, and even sticky notes. $39.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Transformer USB Flash DriveIf you loved playing with transformers as a kid, you’ll love this Transforming USB flash drive. Equipped with four gigs of memory and built to look like Ravage, the decepticon transforming jungle cat definitely has more than meets the eye. $9.83via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Ghostbusters Model CarNo vehicle is more fit for the title of Hawttt Hot Wheels than the Ecto-1 Ghostbuster mobile. This extremely detailed 1:18 scale die-cast replica is a must have item for Ghostbusters fans, vintage Cadillac lovers, and unusual movie prop collectors.$112.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Wrist Watch Post It NotesStay organized and quit poisoning your body with ink when writing self reminders on your arms, wrists, and hands. Now you can write a reminder to yourself on these wrist watch post it notes that you wear on your wrist like a regular watch or bracelet. $12.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Poor Man’s iPadWant to own an iPad but don’t have the cash to purchase one? Now you can be the proud owner of the original iPad – the notePad! This poor man’s iPad sports a minimalistic design with intuitive user controls and uses paper thin materials for extreme light weight mobility.$9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Easy Clean Water BottleThere is no easy way to clean a typical re-usable water bottle – until now – the easy clean water bottle has a detachable lid at both the bottom and top, giving you easy access to clean off the build up of bacteria you normally wouldn’t be able to reach in a water bottle. $9.16via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Flip Up Keyboard OrganizerOrganize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves with these flip up keyboards that have a hidden storage compartment for pens, highlighters, business cards, papers, and any other typical office supplies you’ve got lying around on your desk. $19.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tiny Functional CannonsHave some real cannon warfare with your office mates with these fully functional tiny cannons. Firing deadly tiny .177″ cannon balls, these mini cannons pack a surprisingly powerful punch – able to obliterate beer bottles, wine glasses, and other objects with ease. $29via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bottle Opening SandalsWear flippy floppies that can double as party starters with these durable beer bottle opening sandals. Perfect for a day at the beach with some brewskis, these bottle opening sandals will ensure you’ll always have a quick and easy way to crack open a cold one. $26.00 - $59.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Gear Holding VestCarry around all your gear without feeling encumbered with this multi-pocket gear holding vest from Scottevest. This incredibly handy vest has so many pockets that you’ll probably end up losing many items when you forget that you left them in this vest! $69.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Jedi Bath RobesNobody likes a smelly Jedi, so keep clean and dry yourself off after a nice cleansing shower with these Jedi Bath Robes. These Jedi Bath Robes are officially licensed Star Wars Bath Robes and come in a one size fits all.. even Jabba himself could fit in this robe. $84.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Baby Carrying JacketCarry your newly born baby with ease thanks to the Peekaru hands free baby carrying jacket. The Peekaru is a cool gift idea for parents who live active lifestyles and want the ease of carrying around their baby while still being able to use their hands freely. $79.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Suit PajamasLook and feel like a million bucks every time you go to sleep with these Suit Pajamas. These Suit Pajamas are the officially licensed version of Suitjamas as seen in How I Met Your Mother, and are made from fine silk and cotton for a light and breathable feel. $89.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dick TowelDry yourself off with a towel that leaves nothing to the imagination with the dick towel. Each towel is reversible, with a big dick on one side, a small dick on the other. These hilarious dick towels are the officially licensed product from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. $28.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Samurai Sword ChopsticksEat sushi in style with these highly detailed miniature samurai sword chopsticks. These fully functional chopsticks are a great gift for anyone who is a heavy sushi eater or for anyone who simply enjoys Japanese culture. $21.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Shot Glass RouletteIf somehow you are still sober after playing a couple of games of shot glass checkers then you should try satisfying your bottomless pit of a liver with this shot glass roulette drinking game! Makes a great gift for alcoholics and gamblers alike. $15.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Guitar Ice Cube MoldThese novelty guitar ice cube molds are a fun and unique way to keep your drinks cold. The guitar ice cube mold is made from food grade silicone, and looks like a real guitar when it’s finished freezing. The guitar ice cube mold makes a great gift housewarming gift too.$9.19via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery KitStart your own microbrewery and create your own beer at home with this Mr. Beer Home Brewery Kit. This do it yourself brewery kit includes everything you need to start making your own beer and makes for a very unique gift for men/gift for dads.$48.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Corn Dog MakerMake your own corn dogs from home in only six minutes with this fun and easy to use corn dog maker. With an easy to clean design and a recipe book included, you’ll be going through corn dogs and other foods on a stick in no time. Your arteries will not thank us later.$24.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Five Fingers Knife SetIf stabbing your ex with knives isn’t violent enough to satisfy your lust of everything knife related, this five finger knife holder will surely do the trick. This five finger knife set includes 5 of the most commonly used knives in stainless steel. $49.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Adjustable Measuring CupThe adjustable measuring cup is a clever little baking tool to save time and space, allowing you to throw out the endless assortment of various measuring cups and use just one adjustable measuring cup for all your cooking needs.$11.23via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Ninjabread Men Cookie CuttersRegular ginger bread men are so old, cliché, and lame. With this cookie cutter mold you can create the coolest cookies in existence: ninjabread men cookies! Three attack poses are included in this cookie cutter set of ninjabread men. $9.42via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Lightsaber ChopsticksIt’s rumored that Jedi knights get their high connection to the force because of all the sushi they eat. You too can be a Jedi if you eat enough sushi while using these lightsaber chopsticks… well, probably not – but they are pretty cool chopsticks! $23.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Magic Trick Knife SharpenerShow people you mean business by cutting someone in half while you sharpen your knives with this novelty magic trick knife sharpener. This knife sharpener is a tribute to the old magician’s who would saw their assistant in half. $9.47via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> LEGO Salt And Pepper ShakersAdd a splash of fun to your kitchen and/or dining table with these LEGO Salt and Pepper shakers. These salt and pepper shakers look like the traditional LEGO heads with some fun personality. $13.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Square Ice Cream ScooperA fun twist on regular ice cream, now you can drop square scoops of ice cream out onto an ice cream cone, plate, or get really creative with other deserts mixed in. This square ice cream scooper has a trendy design and is easy to clean up too.$17.68via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Your Ex Knife Holder SetFinally a knife holder that calms the murderous rage we all feel for our ex’s! This five piece knife set includes every type of knife you’d typically use to murder your ex, comes in a wide variety of colors, and is the perfect gift for the heartbroken.$79.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Titanic Ice Cube MoldAdd a touch of class to every drink with the Titanic ice cube mold, and relive the glorious failure that was the Titanic. Included in this offensively clever ice cube kit are the molds for the Titanic ship itself as well as and the merciless iceberg.$6.71via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Beer Belly Drinking SackWith the Beer Belly Drinking Sack you no longer have to live in fear that good genetics and/or young age will prevent you from fitting in at your local dive bar. This portable drinking sack allows you to store your beer around your belly, giving off a very believable beer belly. $29.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Star Trek Enterprise Pizza SlicerThis does compute! Slice your pizzas with this Star Trek Enterprise Ship Pizza Slicer! The Enterprise pizza slicer looks just like the classic Enterprise ship design made, but this pizza slicer is made of stainless steel, and makes a great gift for star trek fans. $18.79via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Cookie Bowl MoldInstead of eating out of non-edible bowls like a healthy person would, you can now eat from artery clogging cookie bowls! This Cookie Bowl mold has six cavity molds to allow you to easily make delicious cookie bowls that will turn any meal time into an epic meal time. $10.85via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Circular Pizza SawPizza cutting is serious business, and to get the job done right you need a serious tool: the circular pizza saw. This fully functional pizza circular saw is dishwasher safe and has a removable shield for easy clean up after you wreak havoc on the poor defenseless pizza. $12.54via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bear Claw Meat ForksHandle your steak, chicken, and other meats like the barbarian warlord that you really are with these bear claw meat forks. The bear claw meat forks are great for barbequing and make a great gift for dad or people who love to cook. $14.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Salt and Pepper BatteriesPower up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers. These clever salt and pepper shakers show your “battery energy” levels so you can clearly see how much salt and pepper is remaining in the shakers and make a great housewarming gift. $10.07via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pizza BBQ Grilling StoneDitch the oven and cook a pizza at a park, a tailgate party, or even in your own backyard with these pizza barbeque grilling stones. These BBQ pizza grilling stones can be used on any type of barbeque and are dishwasher safe, and is a perfect gift for the weekend BBQ’er. $50.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pizza Scissors SpatulaCut and serve a full size pizza with ease with the Pizza Scissors Spatula. This brilliant kitchen tool merges scissors and a spatula so you can cut and pick up a pizza slice all in one quick motion without burning your hands or having any toppings fall off. $11.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Cake Pops MakerLove making cake pops but want to stream line the process of clogging those pesky arteries? Now you can make up to seven cake pops at a time easily thanks to this Cake Pop / Donut Hole maker. This cake pops maker comes with a non-stick coating for easy clean up as well. $24.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Drumstick ChopsticksRock out while you wait for your sushi to arrive with these fun Drumstick Chopsticks. Included in this package are four sets of fully functional Chopsticks that each have a drumstick shape at the top allowing you to enjoy your sushi without skipping a beat.$9.67via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Polar Bear Ice Cube MoldsChill your drink while also reminding yourself that global warming is killing off polar bears as these arctic ice cube molds melts away. The molds are easy to make, just add water, freeze them, then watch them melt to nothing – just like their real life counter parts! $27.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Beer HolsterEasily store your beer on your hip while your hands are busy barbequing, lifting weights, boxing, and doing other manly activities that tie up the use of both your hands. Or have stand offs with other beer slingers to see who has the quickest draw time. $24.85via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Beer Koozie MittensKeep your hands and your beer insulated with these beer koozie mittens. The perfect gift for cold winter drinking parties, these sheep wool mittens give your hands the perfect shape to hold a beer bottle like any real caring beer drinker should. $29.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Switchblade Bottle OpenerAside from opening beer bottles with your eye socket, this switch blade bottle opener will be the coolest way you’ll ever crack open some cold ones. Just flick the switch like a regular switchblade knife, and you’ll be the envy of all your alcoholic buddies. $16.26via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Millennium Falcon Chocolate MoldPrepare to hit your taste buds at light speed with these Millennium Falcon chocolate molds. These geeky Star Wars themed silicone molds can be also be used to create Millennium Falcon shaped ice cubes, and will be a big hit at any geeky party. $10.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini Ice Cream Sandwich MakerCreate home made mini ice cream sandwiches with this cute ice cream maker that uses no batteries; simply gather your favorite store bought ingredients and add a dash of gluttony and you’ll be making your own custom mini ice cream sandwiches in no time! $13.34via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Fruit Juice SprayerA glorious new age is upon us – no longer must you struggle to squeeze the juice out of your citrus fruits with those weak little hands of yours – now you can effortlessly suck and spray the life out of a fruit with these fruit juice sprayers. $4.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Cocktail Tornado MixerStop settling for poorly made drinks – now you can blend your favorite cocktail or mixed drink with a fun to watch mini tornado. These see through cocktail tornado mixers are an easy to use drink shaker that use AAA batteries to power the mini tornado inside. $24.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Skateboard USB DriveTransport your data with those clever little skateboard USB drives. Available in a huge variety of skateboard designs from Zoo York to Birdhouse, these USB drives hold up to four gigabytes of data and a cool gift idea for the geeky skater. $9.88via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pivoting Surge ProtectorPower your appliances with this genius flexible surge protector that can pivot and bend into circular and zig zag shapes so that those bulky power adapters don’t take up two outlets. Perfect for the home or office, this snake-like surge protector is a must have tool. $29.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Offensive Business CardsTell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these clever offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion. $14.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini Hard Drive USB DriveCarry your data around in this clever USB drive that is designed to look like a mini internal hard drive. With a high level of detail incorporated into every USB drive, these mini hard drives are a fun gift idea for computer science geeks, overclockers, and programmers. $19.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Personal Golf Driving RangeWork on your swing at home or even in your office with the personal golf driving range. Designed for both casual and professional golfers, the personal driving range offers an automatic golf ball return and can be set up in a matter of minutes.$495via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Flexible Monster LampLook out there’s an oddly colored monster in your room! This flexible monster lamp is a great gift for any kid with a strong imagination and adds personality to any bedroom or reading area. These Flexible Monster Lamp are a cool gift idea to decorate a kids room. $33.67via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Math ClockDo you hate instantly knowing what time it is? Worry not fellow mathletes, the math clock is here to help. This math clock is a great gift for math teachers, math enthusiasts, and other insane people who somehow enjoy doing math even when they it isn’t necessary.$17.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Qlocktwo Designer ClockThe qlocktwo is an uber expensive digital clock that is available in many different colors, and has a very unique way of displaying the time. This designer clock is a great gift for someone who has it all, and also makes a great house warming gift.$1100via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini Fire Extinguisher LighterThe mini fire extinguisher lighter is a cool twist on the tried and true fire extinguisher. Made from solid metal, the mini fire extinguisher lighter is refillable and has an adjustable flame and makes a great stocking stuffer gift idea for smokers. $3.51via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Batman Brake Light CoverYou might not be driving around in the Batmobile, but with the Batman brake light cover you can still show off your love for all things Batman by easily covering your car’s brake light and displaying the bat signal to all the envious drivers behind you.$4.44via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Glow In The Dark Spray PaintTag up your walls with something beyond the normal graffiti style with these glow in the dark spray paint cans! The spray paint will glow at night when exposed to UV light, giving off a trippy green glow that will stay illuminated, and is great for parties. $39.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini R2-D2 LightsHave your room glowing with the force or even decorate your Christmas tree in geeky fashion with this set of mini R2-D2 lights. Included in this set are ten mini R2-D2 lights that will go perfectly with any Star Wars fan’s memorabilia collection.$28.40via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Plasma Night LightLight up your bedroom at night with Science™! Creating a beautiful show of pink and purple lightning, these plasma bulb night lights are mini versions of the classic plasma light toy that we all were enthralled with as children, and makes a great gift idea for any kid’s room. $12.83via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Modern Flip Down ClockWatch time flip away with these modernized flip down clocks. Inspired by the retro clocks that had flip down hour and minute displays, these modern versions were designed with ‘outside the box’ thinking, ditching the container box and giving the clock an exposed form. $43.50via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Outdoor Light Up CubesSet the mood with these trendy outdoor light up cubes. The perfect accessory for a modern backyard or patio, these rechargeable LED cubes are waterproof, hold up to three hundred pounds, and even come with a wireless remote control.$179via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Darth Maul Lightsaber LampEveryone loves lightsabers, and now you can light up your bedroom ironically with the power of the dark side! These wall mounting double sided Darth Maul lightsaber lamps are a perfect accessory to a kid’s room, or for a geeky game room. $26.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Remote Gun LampControl the lighting in your home with the pull of the trigger with these remote controlled gun lamps. With a range of nearly fifty feet, the lamp shade will tilt its angle when you shoot it to turn the light off. It’s a perfect gift idea to brighten up an otherwise dull home$299.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Whatever Wall ClockOne of the keys to happiness is not being a slave to the clock – there’s no better way to show your liberation from the time overlords than having a wall clock that shows you couldn’t possibly care less. Get yourself a “Whatever” wall clock and say fuck you, time!$99.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Modular Quad LanternStay versatile with this modular quad lantern that features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight on their own. It’s perfect for setting up some impromptu lighting while going camping or just hanging out in the backyard. $54.50via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Star ProjectorSet a romantic spacey mood to your bedroom with this star projector. With a rotating base and compass-point alignments, the cosmos star projector is perfect for giving some enchanting lighting for a kid’s room, or even for a romantic bedroom setup. $18.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Electricity BallScience, bitch! This nostalgic electricity ball combines captivating art with simple science to create a fun, interactive, and mildly educational toy. Perfect for a mad scientist’s laboratory, the electricity ball will keep your eyeballs and hands constantly glued to it. $32.54via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Nightmare Before Christmas LampNow you can combine Halloween with Christmas and celebrate these joyous holidays for two months straight with this Nightmare Before Christmas lamp. Featuring the head of Jack from the classic Tim Burton movie, it will be a great decoration for both holidays. $50.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Boob Drink KooziesShow off the twins while you chug your drink with these drink koozies that feature a set of double D’s. These busty drink koozies will insulate and keep your drink cold, and are available in a variety of styles from “Got MILF?” to “Motorboating”. $8.96via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Butter Slice CutterEasily cut a slice of butter with this handy one click butter slicer. Perfect for preparing your toast in the morning, this butter slice cutter also doubles as a compact storage container for your butter, so it doesn’t start hanging out with the wrong crowd in the fridge.$14.50via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Finger PlatesDinner parties are great – but how are you supposed to hold onto all that free finger food while still chugging down fancy wine? The answer are these genius finger plates that are great for holding onto h’orderves while still being able to hold your drink. $8.65via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Karate Lettuce ChopperPractice your deadly combat strikes while dicing up a healthy salad with this karate chop lettuce chopper. These clever lettuce choppers are dishwasher safe and are a great gift idea for healthy eaters who enjoy creating their salad with a pinch violence. $11.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hand Saw Cake CutterStop waiting for your ice cream cake to thaw when you pull it out of the freezer – now with the hand saw cake cutter you can cut through even the toughest cakes with ease using an easy to grip handle that attaches to a sharp and durable plastic blade. $7.21via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Minecraft Drink CoastersKeep your coffee table protected from water stains with these geeky and pixelated Minecraft drink coasters. Included in this coaster set are eight styles including the grass block, creeper block, gold block, lava block, and many more from the wildly popular Minecraft game. $19.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pizza Cone MakerMake pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use kit are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for easy cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you’ll be clogging your arteries in no time. $18.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Strawberry Hollowing ToolNow you can hollow out a strawberry with ease thanks to this amazing strawberry hollowing tool. Perfect for prepping strawberries for a multitude of dessert styles, this strawberry hollowing tool is easy to use and easy to clean, and can also be used on other fruits. $6.75via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Handgun Egg Frying MoldCook up a loaded breakfast with this egg frying mold that is shaped like a handgun. Perfect for cooking up a breakfast that’s to die for, this functional pistol shaped egg frying mold is made from stainless steel and work great for cooking up breakfast for an NRA meeting. $9.72via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> One Handed Party PlateNow you can load up on small finger foods and drinks without feeling encumbered with this one handed party plate! Perfect for BBQs and parties in general, this clever plate lets you carry your food and your drink easily with one hand. $34.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Brain Freeze Ice CubesNow you can chill your drinks with these brain freeze ice cubes. This clever silicone mold allows you to make realistic looking frozen brain ice cubes that will foreshadow how your own cranium will start to feel if you chug down your frozen drink too quickly. $4.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hot Dog Hamburger MoldBlow people’s minds away at the next Sunday barbeque when you hand them hamburger meat in a hot dog bun – the ham dogger is a brilliant meat mold that allows you to take beef and contour it into a traditional hot dog shape, giving a fun twist on burgers and hot dogs. $14.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Condiment Dispenser GunNever go to a barbeque without packing heat – these eye catching condiment dispenser guns will show everyone that you don’t mess around when it comes time to dispense ketchup and mustard. These plastic guns are easily washed and come with two re-usable cartridges. $11.46via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Corn Kernel ShaverStop eating corn with your hands like a caveman – now you can easily strip off the delicious corn kernels and have a tasty side dish ready to eat with this genius corn kernel shaver. Just run the shaver down a piece of corn cob, and drop the kernels onto a plate. $8.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dead Gingerbread MenBake up some spooky cookies this Halloween with these clever dead gingerbread men cookie cutters. After raising your army of undead gingerbread men, you’ll need to eat them all up as quickly as possible, unless you want to unleash your minions on the neighborhood. $6.90via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bacon Candy CanesBACON. It’s delicious, it smells like heaven, and it’s the perfect flavor for any kind of edibles – especially candy canes. These bacon candy canes are a fun twist on the classic Christmas candy and make a great snack during the holidays. $24.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Army Men Gummy WormsMilitary men and women are tough – but these Army Men gummy worms are soft, chewy, and taste delicious! With a green apple flavor and looking like the nostalgic green Army Men plastic toy soldiers we all loved as kids, these gummies will easily be your favorite candy. $11.09via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tank Meter Coffee MugThrow your old coffee mug out the window, it’s now obsolete! The tank meter coffee mug is a heat sensitive coffee mug that will displays its “fuel” level depending on how full or empty the coffee mug is. This Tank Meter Coffee Mug makes a great Secret Santa gift at the office. $7.09via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Checkers Shotglass Drinking GameCheckers was fun when you were a kid, but now that you’re all grown up you’ve probably wondered how you can still enjoy the game while still satisfying your drinking problem. The answer: shotglass checkers. Nothing gets a party going better than checkers and alcohol.$19.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Glass Skull Drinking CupLet everyone know you mean business by drinking your favorite refreshments out of a skull! Well… A glass skull, to be specific. This glass skull drinking cup holds up to sixteen ounces of liquid and adds character to any drinking set.$17.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Shotgun 12 Gauge Shot GlassesThese shotgun shot glasses are probably the only time you want to take a 12 gauge to the face. Makes a great gift for those who love guns, alcohol, and drinking. Also possibly the only fun way mix guns and alcohol and not have things end badly.$9.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Das Boot Beer MugCelebrate Oktoberfest like a real German by drinking from DAS BOOT! This massive shoe holds 67 ounces, or roughly five beers in a single glass – enough to get you singing songs from the old country that you’re probably not even from. $18.85via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Shark Attack MugDrink with caution – there is a deadly surprise waiting at the bottom of this drinking mug. As you slowly drink and the liquid levels drop, the deadly shark reveals itself, sure to scare the living hell out of someone drinking from it for the first time. $9.63via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Toilet Bowl Coffee MugThe toilet bowl coffee mug is without a doubt the classiest coffee mug in existence, even with the seat left up. It’s an even finer item when you use the toilet bowl coffee mug as a bowl to eat out of, and makes a great gag gift for people who have awful drink preferences.$10.38via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Plug MugThe Plug Mug is a coffee mug with a detachable plug that you keep on you to stop others from every being able to use your mug. This plug mug is great for use at the office where you are convinced your co-workers are the source of every popular disease known to man. $18.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Das Boot Shot GlassesThis is one time where you won’t need to worry about air bubbles while drinking from Das Boot! These mini Das Boot shot glasses are a fun way to get wasted like the mighty Germans do. Included in this set are three mini Das Boot shot glasses that each hold 1.5 ounces. $14.01via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Skull Shaped Beer PitcherWhen you feel your inner viking yearning to come out, nothing satisfies better than quality beer served in a pitcher shaped like an evil skull. This skull shaped beer pitcher also makes a great serving pitcher for Halloween parties or celebrating after vanquishing your enemies. $16.65via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Water Bottle With Compartment
Patented AUTOSEAL technology - Press the AUTOSEAL button to sip; release to automatically seal.
No cap to remove, no spout to open - convenient one-handed water bottle operation from sip to seal, perfect for all activities.
Patented AUTOSEAL lid is 100% leak-proof and 100% spill-proof.
Water bottle features a built-in compartment - just flip open door to store ID, gym card, money, key, and more!
Flip up handle with carabiner to clip to gym bags and backpacks.
$12.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Upside Down Beer Bottle GlassEverything you know is a lie. Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass. This novelty beer glass is dishwasher safe, holds 12 ounces and is a cool gift for parties and will be an instant conversation piece. $12.45via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Ice Mold Shot GlassesThese Ice Mold Shot Glasses are the perfect way to make sure that your liquor never goes warm and also makes sure nobody cradles their drink all night long – if you don’t down your shot quick enough it’ll melt away and spill over the negligent Debbie Downer. $13.30via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Skull Shot GlassesReal men fight bears, arm wrestle lions, and drink exclusively from skull shot glasses that are lit on fire. Now you too can own yourself some skull shaped shot glasses and finally be able to say you’re own your way to becoming a real man. $12.28via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Crystal Skull Shot GlassDrink from the skull of doom with this Crystal Skull Shot Glass. Able to hold up to 2.5 ounces of your favorite liquor in it’s unique inverted skull shape, you’ll look like such a cool guy as you look straight in the eyes and down your shots. $6.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Storm Trooper Coffee MugThis is the coffee mug you were looking for! This high detailed ceramic Storm Trooper’s Head Coffee Mug is a great collector’s item for any Star Wars fan, and goes great alongside the equally amazing Darth Vader and Boba Fett Coffee Mugs. $25.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Whiskey Stone Shot GlassesChill your drinks without using ice cubes – these whiskey stone shot glasses will chill your liquor and keep it cold for hours. Made from natural soapstone, these whiskey stone shot glasses are an excellent gift for drinkers who want cold but not watered down drinks. $39.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Light Up Star PillowJust like in Super Mario, you can now become invincible by picking up a light up star – except this one also doubles as a comfy pillow. The light up star pillow is a battery operated color changing throw pillow that is a great gift idea for sleepovers and Super Mario fans. $0.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Assassin’s Creed Hidden BladeStalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these hidden blades are actually made from real steel. $136.94via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bike Wheel LightsIf you like to bike at night and want to make sure you’ll always be seen by oncoming traffic then these LED Bike Wheel Lights are for you. Along with providing safety, they also look incredible with 32 full color LED lights that easily install into your existing bike’s wheels. $59.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Great White Shark BookbagThe great white shark book bag is a great way for kids to let everyone know they roll deep with the baddest mofos in the ocean, the great white shark. It’s been reported that owners of the great white shark book bag live longer and more lucrative lives too. $19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Inflatable Walk On Water BallYou may not be heavenly, but that shouldn’t stop you from walking on water thanks to this inflatable human hamster ball. At approximately 7 feet tall, this inflatable walk on water ball will provide hours of fun on the water, and possibly induce claustrophobia. $399.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Drunk Ambigram Shot GlassesGet hammered with these nifty ambigram shot glasses that first tell you what to do, then tell you how you feel. The shot glass reads “Drink” when right side up with liquor, and after your shot you can shot the glass down where it’ll now read “Drunk”. $12.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bombs Away Shot GlassesBombard your liver with alcohol delivered from these bombs away shot glasses. These unique shot glasses feature an interior mold that will fill up in the shape of a classic bomb, making them ideal for drinking Jagerbombs, Irish car bombs, or even cherry bombs. $17.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Biowaste Barrel Drinking CupIf drinking out of a skull isn’t your thing, consider drinking out a biowaste barrel style drinking cup! The biowaste barrel drinking cup has a biohazard symbol etched into it, and has the traditional biowaste barrel design. $17.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Star Wars Chewbacca BackpackCarry your things around with this cool Star Wars Chewbacca plush backpack, not only will you look like a stud, but you will also be quite warm while Chewbacca clutches you in his strong, fluffy embrace. $54.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Nintendo Controller WalletA tribute to the original Nintendo Entertainment System, this fully functional bi-fold wallet looks just like the NES Controller that for many us was the means by which we were to become addicted to gaming. $15.65via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Iron Man 12″ FigurineHot Toys makes some amazing figurines, but by far the coolest figurine is the proptotype titanium Iron Man 12″ figurine. This incredibly detailed prototype Iron Man suit even lights up through a switch placed on the back of the suit.$785.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bacon BandaidsVery few people know of the amazing healing powers that bacon possesses. Bacon is so powerful, in fact, that they now make bacon bandaids to help quickly heal your open cuts and wounds. These novelty bacon bandaids are functional and tasty!$5.45via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Glow In The Dark BubblesGlow in the dark bubbles? GLOW IN THE DARK BUBBLES! Yes, they exist and they are pretty darn spiffy. The bubbles glow when exposed to UV light, giving off a vibrant shade of blue. These Glow In The Dark Bubbles make for an awesome party gift.$6.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Storm Trooper USB Thumb DriveIn the Star Wars universe Storm Troopers are pretty useless when you think about it, they never hit their target and are always getting punked by Jedi mind tricks. Thankfully in the real world, storm troopers are incredibly useful in USB thumb drive form.$51.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Go The Fuck To Sleep Kid’s BookGo The Fuck To Sleep is a children’s book for grown ups, a hilarious take on tired parents who just want their damn kids to go to sleep. Seriously kids, go the fuck to sleep already, we’ve got to go to work early in the morning tommorow.$9.68via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Super Mario Koopa Shell BackpackEver wondered what happened to all those Koopa Turtles that Super Mario annihilated? Well, they were turned into backpacks! The Koopa Turtle Shell Backpack is a cool kid’s backpack that isn’t very practical, but makes up for it by being so damn awesome.$59.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> World’s Largest Gummy BearThe world’s largest gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s history. The world’s largest gummy bear weighs over 4.5 LBs and has a wide variety of uses outside of it’s own nutritional value. The world’s largest gummy bear also is a great Valentine’s Day gift.$34.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Vibram Five Fingers Feet ShoesAside from weird looks you might receive, these five finger shoes are a cool way to get back to your caveman roots and build up your core foot muscles that completely atrophied ever since you put on your first pair of sneakers. Thanks a lot Nike!$41.00 - $100,000.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Switchblade Pocket CombThis was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid. Pull out this bad boy and everyone will get tense thinking things are about to get messy, til you hit the switch and a fancy little comb comes out instead of a blade and everyone sighs in relief.$0.50via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Cakesicle Cooking PanNow you can make cookies and brownies or even cakes on a stick with this Cakesicle cooking pan! It is a non stick pan and includes 24 sticks. It’s a great gift for moms or anyone who likes to bake.$14.37via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Great White Shark SocksThese cute little socks make it look like your feet are being savagely attacked by a great white shark. It’s worth noting that these great white shark socks are the only time it’s acceptable buy someone socks as a gift.$8.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Never Soggy Cereal BowlKeep your cereal from getting soggy with the Obol “never soggy” cereal bowl. This one a kind cereal bowl is divided into two sections – one for your milk and one for your cereal. The Obol is also great for soup and crackers, chips and salsa, and cookies and milk. $19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Oldies Style Snow Cone MachineThe only thing better than snow cones is more snow cones! The only thing better than even more snow cones is making them in a nostalgic old fashioned snow cone machine! This snow cone machine goes great in any home and your kids will love it. $37.04via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> NERF Sniper RifleThe Nerf sniper rifle is yet another nerf toy that we wish they made when we were growing up. You can have an all out sniper war with these fun sniper rifles. This Nerf Sniper Rifle is a great gift for office warfare.$38.35via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Zombie Head Cookie JarZombies are to brains as humans are to cookies. This zombie head cookie jar is an attention grabbing cookie container that will allow you to keep your delicious cookies safe and sound. It makes a great kitchen accessory for zombie lovers.$21.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pool CouchIf you’re going to bum it out on a couch all day, you might as well get a tan in the process. The Pool Couch is an inflatable water float that easily fits two people and their drink of choice in the built in arm rest cup holders, and makes a great gift to relax on the water. $89.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2This voice remote controlled R2-D2 is the droid you are looking for! This R2-D2 bot responds to over 40 commands, along with having his own little quirks like acting out without being told to like the real R2-D2 would. This R/C R2-D2 makes a great gift for Star Wars fans.$163.14via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> All My Friends Are Dead Kid’s BookLike many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.$9.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini Erupting Volcano LampThis battery operated mini erupting volcano lamp is the ultimate geeky item to place on your home/office desk. The volcano lights up and spews out little red hot lava balls in a constant mesmerizing motion. $20.47via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Ghostbusters Proton BackpackSuit up and arm your nuclear accelerator, because it’s ghostbuster time. This ghostbuster backpack is a cool way to carry around your stuff while looking like you’re armed with a proton pack. Makes a great kid for gifts and geeky people who love nostalgic stuff.$39.42via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne. It’s been reported that experiencing the smell of Playdoh will bring back memories of better days before you grew up, got a soul sucking job, and weren’t merely a shell of your former self. $14.85 - $55.94via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> World Of Warcraft Orc MasksFor the Horde! These amazingly detailed World of Warcraft Orc masks will have all your friends green with envy. The WoW orc mask is great to wear to LAN parties, sci-fi conventions, WoW interventions, or just about anywhere you will be around fellow WoW gamers. $30.00+via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Sword Handle UmbrellasWhen you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a rain impenetrable warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas. $22.00 +via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Shark Sleeping BagYou’ll be sleeping with the fishes with this Shark Sleeping Bag. This sleeping bag also works well as a body pillow or as the most threatening weapon you can wield in a pillow fight, and makes a cool gift to compliment a shark week marathon sleepover party. $199.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Underwear GlovesKeep your hands warm and toasty with these stylish underwear gloves. These fingerless underwear gloves look just like real underwear and are made from 95% cotton, giving a comfortable feel while you parade around with men’s underwear for gloves. $10.35via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> DIY Ice Cream MakerThisIsWhyImFat – this ‘Do It Yourself’ style ice cream maker will have you eating professional style ice cream from the convenience of your home. This DIY Ice Cream Maker is a great housewarming gift to give to someone who you secretly want to become obese very rapidly. $90.55via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Radio Control Mario KartControl a real life Mario Kart and tear up the streets with this radio controlled blue shell launching, star grabbing, banana dropping, mushroom abusing Mario Kart. This Mario Kart is a battery powered and has a max speed of 10 mph, and makes a great gift for kids. $84.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> R2-D2 Trash CanWith the economy in decline, the proud war hero R2-D2 swallowed his pride and switched career fields to become employed as an “executive waste technician”. A shell of his former self, R2-D2 lives out his days compacting others waste.$305.94via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Magic Wand TV RemoteHarry Potter fans can now control any TV with the flick of the wrist with this magic wand TV remote control! This magic wand TV remote control has 13 different gestures to do everything from turn the TV on and off to changing the volume or channel. $69.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Flying Radio Control SharkThis radio control flying shark needs to be to seen in action. When in motion the shark’s back fin moves and gives a surprisingly realistic look to anyone caught in this deadly beast’s way. The flying radio control shark is made from durable nylon and uses refillable helium. $18.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Raptor HoodieTransform from being boring and regularly clothed, to sporting a vicious looking open mouthed Raptor with the Raptor Hoodie. This Raptor Hoodie is a great gift for people who love dinosaurs and is available in both kids and adult sizes, so we can all dinosaur out! $29.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> LEGO Millenium FalconStar Wars and Legos have always gone together like peanut butter and jelly, but this Lego Millenium Falcon takes the cake. The Lego Millenium Falcon is a giant Lego kit spanning nearly three feet long and two feet wide with an amazing attention to detail. $3399.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Moon Wall LightEnjoy a full moon every night and keep your bed room lit up with the Moon Wall Light. This bed room light has a built in sensor that activates the Moon’s illumination when the room starts getting dark and makes a cool gift for a kid’s room. $18.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Star Wars Lightsaber ToysNow you can act out all of the greatest Star Wars Lightsaber battles with your own friends – these lightsabers are a great gift for kids or for Star Wars fans who are into dressing up in character. These lightsabers are lightweight and come with 22 LED bulbs inside. $11.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Light Up UmbrellaStay dry and lit up with this LED Light Up Umbrella. This umbrella features an LED shaft that lights up with multiple colors. At 36 inches long this light up umbrella is perfect for rainy nights or to put together a Blade Runner style costume. $24.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pac-Man Wall StickersGive your room some retro video game style with these Pac Man Wall Stickers. These wall stickers perfectly capture the vintage look of Pac Man and when combined with the Arcade Style Light Switches make for one epic looking video game room.$49.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Hand ShovelsQuit waiting for your hands to evolve into giant shovels so that you can build that mega sand castle you’ve always been dreaming of making. These Hand Shovels are the perfect way to scoop up sand, dirt, rocks, and more with ease using just your own hands. $11.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Army Men Food PicksRelive the glory days of playing with your food and playing with plastic army men figurines with these rugged and reusable army men food picks! These army men food picks are a cool gift idea for any party, and include six green army men and six gray army men food picks. $7.04via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Super Mario Wall StickersDecorate your room with one of the most recognizable games ever with the Super Mario wall stickers. Included in this Super Mario wall sticker package are three large and restickable vinyl decals, with dozens of smaller individual decals in each package. $73.45via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Skateboard MirrorGive your room some style by adding some skater decor with this Skateboard Mirror made from stainless steel, glass, and real skateboard parts. This skateboard mirror can be hung either horizontally or vertically, and makes a great addition to any skater’s bedroom. $185.31via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Remote Control QuadricopterThis toy helicopter comes with four rotor blades that can be controlled with your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. This neat quadricopter also comes with a built in camera that relays back to your smart device, and also a protective shell for indoor use. $265.49via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Portable Super Nintendo PlayerBreak out that box of old Super Nintendo cartridges you’ve got in storage because now you replay all the classics in this amazing handheld Super Nintendo player! Shaped like the original controller of a Super Nintendo, this pocket SNES is great for nostalgic gamers. $79..99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Log PillowMother Nature’s original pillow has finally been redesigned. The Log Pillow is softer, friendlier, and has a better personality than your typical wooden log. While you can’t build a fire with it, the Log Pillow works great for camping trips, pillow fights, and even makes a great friend. $19.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Monty Python Knight PlushieIt’s just a flesh wound! The black knight is the bravest knight in all the land, willing to fight til he is nothing more than a stump. This fourteen inch tall fully dismemberable black knight plush toy is a must have item for fans of the Monty Python movies.$12.81via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pinocchio Pencil SharpenerStay on point and sharpen your way to honesty with the Pinocchio pencil sharpener. The more you sharpen your pencils, the more honest the little wooden boy becomes with a shorter nose. This functional piece of childhood nostalgia is a great addition to any home office or work desk. $9.80via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Chalkboard Wall PaintTransform those dull walls in your home to chalkboards just like you had in school! Applied just like regular paint, the chalkboard wall paint goes on easily to any wall surface and when it dries you’ll have yourself a genuine chalkboard to write and draw on. $14.93via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Gangsta Rap Coloring BookTeach your kids how to draw in between the lines and also avoid being a mark ass bitch with these gangsta rap coloring books. Fun for the whole family, these coloring books feature 48 pages of music icons from the gangsta rap genre such as Biggie, Eazy E, and many others.$8.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Plastic Army Men SkatersWhen the iconic green army toy soldiers aren’t saving the world from the bad guys, they’re off doing wicked skateboard tricks. These plastic army men skaterboarders look just like the classic army men toys except their weapons have been replaced with skateboards. $5.90via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Darth Maul Lightsaber LampEveryone loves lightsabers, and now you can light up your bedroom ironically with the power of the dark side! These wall mounting double sided Darth Maul lightsaber lamps are a perfect accessory to a kid’s room, or for a geeky game room. $23.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Thug Life Temporary TattoosLet everyone know what a hardcore thug you are without the life long commitment of a real tattoo with these full size Thug Life temporary tattoos. Included in this pack are four thuggish temporary tattoos, enough for you and your crew of true to the street homies. $15.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Light Up SkateboardCruise around town with these lightweight and flexible longboards that are infused with LEDs that will make this light up skateboard turn heads wherever you go. Perfect for skating at night, these light up skateboards are available in blue, green, and red LED versions. $170.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Dad SaddleStop wasting money on gas transporting your kids all over town when you’ve already got one fully powered dad horsepower vehicle at home. Perfect for the little cowboy or cowgirl at home, this wearable saddle is perfect for some fun western rodeos with Dad. $33.90via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iCrayon Stylus PenPlay “Draw Something” with your friends on a whole new level with the iCrayon stylus pen that will make you feel like you’ve entered the digital age of drawing and coloring. Available in multiple crayon colors, the iCrayon pen is the perfect gift for Draw Something fans. $7.60via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Harry Potter Snuggie BlanketSnuggle up and feel like a true wizard with these Harry Potter snuggie blankets. Even if you are only a muggle, these sleeved blankets will give you the look and feel of a Hogwarts apprentice, especially when combined with the magic wand TV remote control. $23.75via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Replica Portal GunThe technology to create portals may not exist yet, but in the mean time you can use your imagination to relive all those fun puzzles with these incredibly detailed replica portal guns. These 1:1 scale replica guns have blue and orange LEDs, and trigger firing sounds. $579.98via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Homer Simpson SkateboardTear up the half pipe or just cruise the board walk with this Home Simpson skateboard. This complete longboard skateboard comes with wheels and trucks, and will be an eye catcher amongst your skater friends. There’s also a Duff Beer skateboard for the drinkers. $109.57via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Superhero Caped GlassesCrime fighting never stops. Now you can help ward off evil doers in your own home with these superhero caped glasses. Regardless of whether you roll with Batman or Superman, both of these glasses are dishwasher safe with a removable cape. $13.07via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Draw On TableclothRelive the glorious days of drawing awesome masterpieces with crayons while eating your food with these washable draw on tablecloths. Perfect for keeping the kids distracted, these draw on tablecloths use special markers to let you clean and re-use these tablecloths. $41.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Peanut Butter And Jelly WalletJust like when Michael Jordan retired to go play baseball, the peanut butter and jelly sandwich has realized he has reached his potential as a sandwich and is venturing out to challenge himself – the PB&J is now looking poised to dominate the wallet industry. $4.72via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Thumb Wrestling RingNow that thumb wrestling is an officially accepted sport at the Olympics, you can now train with unparalleled realism with these thumb wrestling rings. Just have you and your sparring partner slip your thumbs up in the wrestling ring, and have at it! $7.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Spiderman Snuggie BlanketYou may not have been bit by a radioactive spider, but you can still deck yourself out with a nice and cozy spidey outfit with this Spiderman snuggie blanket. With sleeved arms, the Spiderman snuggie style blanket is perfect for lounging on the couch and watching cartoons.$27.08via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Starry Night SocksPay homage to Vincent van Gogh while also keeping your feet warm with these Starry Night socks. Designed to look like the iconic painting, the Starry Night socks are comfy and are a great accessory to a Halloween costume or even cosplay outfit. $8.85via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Groovy Color Changing PillowMellow out and get comfy with this groovy pillow that lights up and hypnotically changes colors right before your eyes. These light up color changing pillows feature a soft and plush fabric and use AA batteries to power its groovy mind blowing performance. $30.72via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Water Slide Bounce HouseThrow an amazing backyard party for children and / or drunken adults with these amazing bounce houses that feature a water slide on each side. These durable water slide bounce houses come with everything you’ll need to get the party going, including a blower to inflate it.$750.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Rock Climbing Wall PanelsTurn your home into a rock climbing gymnasium with these easy to install rock climbing wall panels. These modular climbable panels feature 20 hand holds and can be combined in a variety of ways to create a unique experience, and are great for getting some exercise. $772.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Giant Tumble TowerPlay a super-sized game of Jenga where you’ll feel the crushing impact of a falling tower after every loss. With the ability to create a tower over four feet tall, these giant wooden tower building blocks are great for the outdoors, and come with a handy travel bag. $169.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Snowball SlingshotBe prepared for an all out snowball war this winter with this snowball slingshot that also functions as a perfect snowball maker. Capable of launching a snowball 80 feet in distance, this heavy duty slingshot will easily make you top dog of the winter snowball battles.$21.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Inflatable Beer Pong TableTake your favorite drinking game into a pool or lake with this inflatable beer pong table! Great for spring break, summer, parties, and more! Break out your red solo cups and get the party started!$41.44via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Lock Safe Kitchen Timer
Kitchen timer made to look like a safe lock
Magnetic - when on refrigerator looks like a lock
Turn dial to set time
Timer goes up to 60 minutes
Measures 3.5-inch diameter
$15.30via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Wireless Gamepad MouseThis is an awesome multipurpose mouse that can function in three different modes: mouse mode, gamepad mode, and presenter mode! Use the mouse mode for normal computer use, the gamepad mode for video games and emulators, and the presenter mode for business meetings!
$59.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Practice Basketball ReturnerHone your basketball skills with this awesome practice basketball returner! Sends balls back to you after making a basket so you can practice repetitive shooting! Stop wasting time chasing balls down.$45.69via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> LEGO Ice Cube TrayChill your drink of choice with realistic LEGO ice bricks! Makes a great addition to any party or gathering and looks awesome! Each tray makes 10 bricks – the perfect gift for any LEGO fan.$9.09via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pancake Pen
Dispenser holds 3-cups of pancake batter and has easy flow silicone tip
Clear sides and measurement markingsallow for mixing ingredients in the pen
Easily create fun shape pancakes: letters, numbers, fill pancake molds or create perfectly round pancakes with one squeeze
Pen body is made of durable contoured plastic for a comfortable grip and control, tip is heat-resistant (up to 600 degrees)
Pen size measures 2.75 x 2.75 x 11.25 inches and features removable top and bottom allow for easy filling and cleaning; dishwasher safe
$8.74via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Food Fighters
12 soldiers in each pack
Rugged, reusable food-safe and hand wash only
Packed in reusable zipper close storage bag
Fun and easy to use
$7.02via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Citrus Spritzer Easy disassembly for cleaning
Serrated teeth allowing for simple insertion into fruit
Sprays and distributes juice evenly
Small and easy to store
93-1/2-mm height, 24-mm diameter
$4.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Waterproof Notepad- Best Sellers ! These waterproof notepads help you capture and preserve your ideas before they're forgotten!
- They can use AquaNotes® to preserve those great term paper or class project ideas, organize thoughts and tasks for the day ahead, or to leave messages in the shower for roommates! Or they can draw, sketch, or doodle in the shower!
- AquaNotes® provides a convenient method for preserving notes, sketches, and records without having to worry about the soggy results that occur when trying to write on traditional paper in wet environments. Let AquaNotesTM meet your need for a paper pad that can take whatever the weatherman dishes out!
- 40 Pages$10.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Slide and Serve Skewers Set of 4 skewers
Double-prong keeps food secure, even while rotating on the grill
Heat-resistant sliders guide food off and keep your hands clean
Nonslip rubber gasket keeps sliders in place when not in use
Stainless steel double-prong skewers
$19.57via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Portable Nightlight GlobesNever be afraid of the dark again with these awesome portable nightlight globes! Take these magical light-emitting orbs with you wherever you go in your house and scare off the ghosts!$58.75via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Keychain BreathalyzerCheck your alcohol intake level with this great keychain breathalyzer! Perfect for finding a true designated driver for a safe trip home. Also great for seeing how high you can get the number! (Please drink responsibly)$28.21via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Batman BatarangEquip your arsenal with authentic weapons Batman would use, like this batarang! Comes with twin folding razor sharp stainless steel blades.$8.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Classic Coca-Cola Machine
Chip resistant, rust resistant, non-toxic powder coating finish
Capacity of 80 cans of soda
Beautiful and plentiful embossing
Coca Cola logo on all four sides as well as under the lid
Made from aluminum and pressed steel
$899.00via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Stack Ice Cream Scoop
Creates fun-shaped ice cream cylinders
Ergonomic scooper cuts through the hardest ice cream with a simple twist- and- lift action
Don't wait for ice cream to soften anymore- just push scoop into firm ice cream, lift, push button release
Make beautiful plated desert presentations, perfect for cones or bowls too
Easy clean up
$16.14via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Apple Iphone4 4sWhat’s better than an iPhone case? An iPhone case with a built in projector! Now you can display your pictures and movies right onto a wall for everyone to see! Great for presentations or watching movies on the go.$199.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Big Mouth Toys Red Cup ShotsYou use those infamous red solo cups for your beer pong, flip cup, and general college partying right? So why use anything different when it comes to knocking back shots! These red solo cup shot glasses are perfect!
$7.70via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Remote Control Bottle OpenerWhy should you have to get from the couch to find a bottle opener when there’s a perfectly good one right on your remote! Crack open your favorite beer or bottled beverage without leaving your comfy position. Laziness, hell yeah!$12.90via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Pac-Man Shot Glass SetShot glasses depicting characters from the beloved game of Pac-Man! Don't forget to CHASE (get it?) your shots with something awesome.$14.99via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Luchador Bottle Opener
- Bottle opener is mini wrestler applying a lock hold to your bottle
- Designed by andres lhima as part of the mexico design challenge
- Assorted blue, red and black colors (color is random and chosen at the time of shipping)
- Made of stainless steel and ABS with a rubberized coating
- Measures approximately 2-3/4 by 6-inch
$8.88via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Disappearing Dinosaur MugThe mug for dinosaur lovers! Add a hot beverage to this wonderful mug and watch the dinosaur’s turn to fossils right before your very eyes! Makes for a great gift and an even better way to enjoy your morning coffee.$10.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Easy Pineapple Slicer and CorerWho actually knows how to properly cut a pineapple? Well with this awesome kitchen gadget, you’ll never have to worry about that first world problem again! Easily make restaurant quality looking pineapple slices!$7.65via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter 4 InMake fun puzzle piece shaped cookies with this nifty cookie cutter! Kids and adults alike will enjoy eating a way at an edible puzzle! Makes a great gift and a cool gadget for the kitchen.$1.25via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Dog Riders Cowboy CostumeLooks like you’ve just found the perfect Halloween costume for your four legged friend! This hilarious costume depicts a small cowboy harnessing and riding your dog like a horse. Makes for a perfect photo opportunity!$15.80via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Top Hat Espresso Cup and SaucerTake your coffee snobbery to the next level by drinking your espresso from this fancy gentleman’s hat. As you sit in the coffee house with your laptop, probably writing the great American novel, you can tip your cup to each person that admires its hat-shaped awesomeness.$14.95via amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Tabletop Cotton Candy Maker. Spin carnival-worthy cotton candy in your own home
Easy and safe enough for children to operate
Add food coloring to the sugar to create a colorful treat
Red bowl, plastic shield, and sugar container are removable for easy dishwasher cleaning
$69.95via www.amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini USB CameraTake pictures on the go with this Mini USB Camera. This mini camera is more than just a novelty item – smaller than the palm of your hand it works great as a backup camera with its two megapixels lens and up to sixteen gigabyte memory card.$49.00via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> LEGO Taj Mahal SetLEGOs aren’t just for kids – this LEGO Taj Mahal set contains just under six thousand pieces and is not for inexperienced LEGO builders. This highly detailed and time consuming LEGO kit makes a great gift for people who want to relive in their LEGO creation days.$909.91via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone Money Clip CaseThe iPhone Money Clip Case is a fully functional iPhone case that allows you to easily store your cash, credit cards, and photo IDs neatly on your iPhone – all while still having camera functionality and access to all the iPhone’s ports.$28.94via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Mini iPhone Speaker AmplifierThe mini iPhone speaker amplifier is a device that attaches to your iPhone and boosts the sound levels by 13 decibels without requiring any battery use, just good old fashioned acoustical science. It also doubles as phone stand so you can watch movies and shows.$7.39via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival KitIn the show Man vs. Wild, Bear is put in extreme situations with little tools to survive the wilderness except his survival skills. You, however, are not Bear Grylls, so come prepared with this ultimate survival kit that includes everything you’ll need if things go south.$36.19via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Airsoft Mini GunWhen you really want to go to war you need a serious weapon to get the job done. This Airsoft Mini Gun is the real deal weighing in at 33lbs, it is a 1:1 scale of a actual mini gun, and fires at a rate of 400 rounds per minute.$3,500.00via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> The Ultimate Swiss Army KnifeIf you were told you could take only one item with you to a desert island, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is that one item you’d take. With over 87 different tools crammed into this one epic package, the Ultimate Swiss Army Knife is the handiest tool you’ll ever own.$899.00via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Wake Up LightDitch those annoying buzzing, vibrating, and ringing alarm clocks. You can now wake up naturally with this gradually increasing Wake Up Light alarm clock that also serves as an iPod dock to play your favorite music as you slowly wake up.$149.99via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Bonsai Mini ForestThese Redwood Bonsai trees are like having a mini forest in your own home. Included in this Bonsai tree package are five Redwood Bonsai trees roughly seven years old and nearly two feet tall, and they make a great house warming gift for any home.$225.00via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Modern Style AshtrayThis modern style ash tray is a great accessory for any modern style homes or apartments. The ash tray packages include the pebbles shown in the photo, or you can switch it out for any pebbles or other objects you want to put inside of it.$48.00via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Giant Lava Lamp TowerIf you’re bored with regular lava lamps, step up to the giant lava lamps that use real lava! These giant lava lamps make great home decor and also will double as a heater in the winter months from all the heat it gives off.$5,500.00via Firebox.comShare ThisCheck it out> Jedi Bath RobesNobody likes a smelly Jedi, so keep clean and dry yourself off after a nice cleansing shower with these Jedi Bath Robes. These Jedi Bath Robes are officially licensed Star Wars Bath Robes and come in a one size fits all.. even Jabba himself could fit in this robe.$77.91via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Floppy Disk PillowFloppy disks are no longer obsolete relics of technology past, because now they are cute and comfy little sleeping buddies. Made from 100% cotton, these 16″ by 16″ geeky pillows come loaded with personality and will add a personal touch to any room.$38.00via Shanalogic.comShare ThisCheck it out> Nintendo Gameboy DressThe Nintendo Gameboy dress is the ultimate way to ensure you’ll never run out of facebook stalkers. This Nintendo Gameboy dress is hand knit and comes in multiple sizes so that women every where can drive the typical geeky male absolutely crazy.$78.00via Etsy.comShare ThisCheck it out> iPhone SLR AdapterThat standard three megapixel camera in the iPhone not good enough for you? With this ingenious iPhone SLR Adapter you can now take incredibly detailed photos on your iPhone like never before by mounting your favorite SLR camera lens onto your iPhone.$249.00via Photojojo.comShare ThisCheck it out> Multi Outlet Plug ManThe multi outlet plug man is a 4 plug outlet divider that is shaped like a little hang man. This outlet plug man is useful when connecting large A/C electronics that often times block the adjacent outlet in a typical multi plug outlet strip.$18.48via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Perpetual Energy SculptureRemember that really cool swinging kinetic energy sculpture that was so distracting in the Iron-Man movie? Sure you do. Well it’s real, and you can buy it! This sculpture makes a cool gift idea for the work place to keep you endlessly distracted.$199.95via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Tron MotorcycleThis Tron style motorcycle is a fully functional and street legal bike that is powered by a Suzuki 996cc engine. While riding on the Tron motorcycle you lay in a flat position akin to the Tron movie. For only $55,000.00 you can tear up the streets Tron Style.$55,000.00via Hammacher.comShare ThisCheck it out> Zombie Storm TroopersA long time ago in an alternate galaxy far, far away zombies overtook the Death Star and created the largest zombie military force ever assembled. Oddly enough, becoming undead somehow improved the horrible shooting accuracy for storm troopers.$19.99via Amazon.comShare ThisCheck it out> Moving Ink Blot MasksIf you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these Moving Inkblot Rorschach Masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.$35.00via RorschachMasks.comShare ThisCheck it out> Ultimate Computer StationComplete work assignments, play video games, or just browse the web like never before with the ultimate computer station that features everything from touch screen controls to air filtering systems. This hand built chair will make you the envy of cubicle dwellers everywhere.$44,750.00via Mwelab.comShare ThisCheck it out>